Most Hilarious Stories

Trump Calls Golf Resort Vandals 'Terrorists'
Trump: Vandals at My
Golf Resort Are 'Terrorists'
Mar 31, 2025 1:26 PM CDT
For Years, Exec Compiled List of People's Verbal Gaffes
For Years, Exec Compiled a List
of Co-Workers' Malapropisms
in case you missed it
Mar 30, 2025 3:00 PM CDT
Alex Jones Is Getting Divorced Again
Alex Jones Is
Getting Divorced Again
Mar 28, 2025 1:05 PM CDT
Stefanik Move Puts Focus on GOP's Thin Margin in the House
Stefanik Move Puts
Focus on GOP's
Thin Margin in
the House
the rundown
Mar 28, 2025 11:04 AM CDT
Snow White Leaves Disney Disappointed
Snow White Leaves
Disney Disappointed
box office
Mar 23, 2025 1:00 PM CDT
MLB Caps With 'Awkward' Design Flaws Pulled From Sale
MLB Caps With 'Awkward'
Design Flaws Pulled From Sale
Mar 14, 2025 9:23 AM CDT
advertisement
Cops: Dog Shot Man in Bed With Girlfriend
Cops: Dog Shot Man
in Bed With Girlfriend
Mar 12, 2025 6:11 PM CDT
4-Year-Old Calls Cops on Treat-Stealing Mom
4-Year-Old
Calls Cops on
Treat-Stealing Mom
Mar 11, 2025 10:05 AM CDT
Pacman Jones on NFL Drug Tests: 'I Cheated'
Pacman Jones:
I Never Took
an Honest
Drug Test
Mar 6, 2025 10:50 AM CST
Cops: He Posed as NBA Player Rep, Swallowed $770K in Bling
Cops: He Posed as NBA Player
Rep, Swallowed $770K in Bling
Mar 6, 2025 9:21 AM CST
Johnson's Top Aide Charged With DUI After Trump's Speech
Johnson's Top Aide Arrested
After Trump's Speech
Mar 5, 2025 6:48 PM CST
Meghan Markle's New Show Is 'Pointless'
Meghan Markle's
New Show Is 'Pointless'
TV REVIEW
Mar 5, 2025 12:55 PM CST
advertisement
Elon Musk Is Not a Fan of Mike Myers' Impersonation
Elon Musk Has Terse Response
to Mike Myers' Impersonation
Mar 3, 2025 9:29 AM CST
Pitcher Who Hates Robot Umps Gets Trolled in Game
Pitcher Who Hates Robot
Umps Gets Trolled in Game
Mar 3, 2025 7:56 AM CST
Citigroup Accidentally Transfers $81T to Client
Citigroup Accidentally
Transfers $81T to Client
Feb 28, 2025 9:21 AM CST
That 'Tradwife' Account Folks Couldn't Stop Reading? Fake
That 'Tradwife' Account Folks
Couldn't Stop Reading? Fake
Feb 28, 2025 8:59 AM CST
Apple: We're Fixing Glitch That Suggests 'Trump' for 'Racist'
Apple Says Trump-Related
Bug Was Technical Glitch
Feb 26, 2025 3:02 PM CST
Man's Attempt to Smuggle Cocaine Under Toupee Fails
Man's Cocaine Hiding Spot
Doesn't Stay Hidden
Feb 26, 2025 2:30 PM CST
advertisement
Thieves Stole Guy's Card, Bought $523K Lottery Ticket
Thieves Stole Guy's Card,
Bought $523K Lottery Ticket
Feb 22, 2025 11:01 AM CST
NZ's Use of Word 'Go' in Tourism Campaign Riles Locals
NZ's Use of Word 'Go' in
Tourism Campaign Riles Locals
Feb 17, 2025 11:31 AM CST
Adrien Brody: Makeup Artist Tried to Take My Nose Off
Adrien Brody: Makeup Artist
Tried to Remove My Nose
Feb 6, 2025 1:02 PM CST
Unique Contest Involves Bellowing Like a Stag
Unique Contest Involves
Bellowing Like a Stag
Feb 1, 2025 8:33 AM CST
Governor Candidate Sues CNN, Alleges Defamation

Ex-Candidate
Drops Libel
Suit Against
CNN
UPDATED
Jan 31, 2025 1:57 PM CST
Guy Thanks Celine Dion on Jeopardy!, Blanks on Celine Dion Question
Guy Thanks
Celine Dion on
Jeopardy!, Blanks
on Celine Dion
Jan 27, 2025 9:48 AM CST
advertisement
Auschwitz Survivors Mark 80 Years Since Liberation
Auschwitz Survivor Sees
a Pattern Repeating
Jan 27, 2025 8:07 AM CST
Musk's Latest Move Appears to Have Angered Trump Team
Musk's Latest Move Appears
to Have Angered Trump Team
Jan 24, 2025 5:05 PM CST
America Wasn't Exactly Glued to the TV for the Inauguration
America Wasn't Exactly Glued
to the TV for the Inauguration
Jan 22, 2025 8:17 AM CST
Israel's Top General Resigns Over Oct. 7 Failures
Israel's Top General
Resigns Over Oct. 7 Failures
Jan 21, 2025 6:32 PM CST
Rats Are Getting High in Houston Police Storerooms
Houston, We Have a
Drug-Addicted Rat Problem
Jan 21, 2025 9:21 AM CST
Conan's Home Survives Fire, but Not Assistant Sona's
Conan's Home Survives Fire,
but Not Assistant Sona's
Jan 21, 2025 7:23 AM CST
advertisement
Ravens Defend Star After an Ill-Timed Drop
Sure-Handed Player's Ill-Timed
Drop Is NFL's Big Story
Jan 20, 2025 6:21 AM CST
What's Behind LA Fire Chief's Spat With Mayor
What's Behind
LA Fire Chief's
Spat With
Mayor
Jan 12, 2025 8:34 AM CST
Netanyahu Sends Mossad Chief to Qatar Talks, Raising Hopes
Both US Administrations Make
Push for Middle East Deal
Jan 11, 2025 12:30 PM CST
Bogus Aldi Map Listing Vexes a Tiny Village
Tiny Village's Big Headache:
a Nonexistent Aldi
Jan 10, 2025 12:05 PM CST
Venezuelan Opposition Chief 'Violently Intercepted': Allies
Venezuelan Opposition Chief
'Violently Intercepted': Allies
Jan 10, 2025 7:45 AM CST
Arson Suspect Accidentally Sets Pants on Fire
'Sloppiest Arsonist'
Sets Pants on Fire
Jan 9, 2025 3:28 PM CST
advertisement
Los Angeles Has 2 More Days of High-Risk Fire Weather
For Los Angeles, 2 More
Days of 'Red Flag' Weather
Jan 9, 2025 11:06 AM CST
Police: Drunk Detective Opened Jail Cells, Freed Inmates
Police: Drunk Detective
Opens Jail Cells, Frees Inmates
Jan 7, 2025 10:06 AM CST
Former Fox Sports Host Sued for Sexual Harassment
Former Fox Sports Host Sued
Over Alleged Sex Harassment
Jan 6, 2025 12:30 AM CST
Workers' Productivity Keeps Rising: Data
Data: US Workers Are
Becoming More Productive
Jan 5, 2025 4:35 PM CST
In the NBA, Big Drama Over a Star Player
In the NBA,
Big Drama
Over a Star
Player
Jan 5, 2025 6:01 AM CST
Olympic Medalist Accused of Fighting With Police
Olympic Medalist Accused
of Fighting With Police
Jan 4, 2025 10:00 AM CST
advertisement
'Human Wall' Blocks Arrest of South Korea's President
'Human Wall' Blocks Arrest
of South Korea's President
Jan 3, 2025 7:45 AM CST
2 Female Actors Get Behind Blake Lively
2 Female Actors
Get Behind
Blake Lively
Dec 31, 2024 1:57 PM CST
Monkey Breaks Into Home, Keeps Hitting Panic Alarm
Monkey Gets Hold of Home's
Panic Remote, Really Likes It
Dec 30, 2024 8:23 AM CST
Behind Gal Gadot's Pregnancy Headaches, a 'Terrifying Truth'
Behind Gal Gadot's
Pregnancy
Headaches, a
'Terrifying Truth'
Dec 30, 2024 7:21 AM CST
Netanyahu Undergoes Prostate Surgery
Hospital Calls
Netanyahu's
Surgery
a Success
Dec 29, 2024 3:00 PM CST
Ukrainian Troops Describe Struggles in Chaotic Kursk Fight
Ukrainian Troops Describe
Struggles in Chaotic Kursk Fight
Dec 28, 2024 2:00 PM CST
advertisement
Get the news faster.
Tap to install our app.
X
Install the Newser News app
in two easy steps:
1. Tap in your navigation bar.
2. Tap to Add to Home Screen.

X