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An NBA Ejection Causes a Buzz
An NBA Ejection
Causes a Stir
Dec 24, 2024 8:20 AM CST
Florida Cops Looking for a Fleeing Santa
Speedy Santa Is on
the Lam in Florida
Dec 24, 2024 6:18 AM CST
Blake Lively Says Co-Star's Harassment Caused Her to Miss SNL
Blake Lively Says
Co-Star's Harassment
Caused Her to Miss SNL
the rundown
Dec 23, 2024 12:30 AM CST
5 Dead, 200-Plus Injured in Christmas Market Attack
Death Toll Rises After
'Dreadful' Attack in Germany
Dec 21, 2024 7:00 AM CST
Macron's Response to Islands After Cyclone: 'It Wasn't Me!'
Macron's Response to Islands
After Cyclone: 'It Wasn't Me!'
Dec 20, 2024 12:34 PM CST
Jets Owner Reportedly Killed Trade Over Madden Rating


Jets Owner
Reportedly
Killed Trade Over
Madden Rating
Dec 19, 2024 2:52 PM CST
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DOJ to Pay $116M to Victims of 'Rape Club'
DOJ to Pay $116M
to Victims of 'Rape Club'
Dec 18, 2024 7:52 AM CST
Rapper Who Shot Megan Thee Stallion Reacts to Sentence
Megan Thee Stallion: Lanez Is
Harassing Me From Prison
UPDATED
Dec 18, 2024 2:30 AM CST
Meet the Most Powerful Woman in the World
Meet the Most Powerful
Women in the World
Dec 17, 2024 7:33 AM CST
'Freed Prisoner' in Viral CNN Video May Be Syria Torturer
'Freed Prisoner' Found by CNN
Reporter May Be Syria Torturer
Dec 17, 2024 1:00 AM CST
Scholz Loses in Parliament, Setting Up an Election
Scholz Loses
in Parliament,
Setting Up
an Election
Dec 16, 2024 6:30 PM CST
Pelosi 'Sustained an Injury' on Her Overseas Trip
After Fall Overseas, Pelosi
Has Hip Replacement Surgery
updated
Dec 14, 2024 12:25 PM CST
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Blinken: US Has Been in Touch With HTS in Syria
Blinken: US Has Been
in Touch With HTS in Syria
Dec 14, 2024 11:30 AM CST
City: Please Stop Doing This to Sculptures
City: Please Stop Putting
Googly Eyes on Public Art
Dec 13, 2024 10:00 AM CST
France Has Its 4th Prime Minister of the Year
France Has Its 4th
Prime Minister of the Year
Dec 13, 2024 6:36 AM CST
Evan Gershkovich Has His First Byline Since Release
Gershkovich Reports
From 'Unique Vantage Point'
Dec 13, 2024 6:01 AM CST
Why You Shouldn't Hide From the Cops in a Chimney
Why You Shouldn't Hide From
the Cops in a Chimney
Dec 12, 2024 1:38 PM CST
Row, Row, Row Your Boat, Gently Past Police
Row, Row, Row Your
Boat, Gently Past Police
Dec 12, 2024 7:45 AM CST
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Impeachment Still Looming, Yoon Vows to 'Fight to the End'
Impeachment Still Looming,
Yoon Vows to 'Fight to the End'
Dec 12, 2024 6:50 AM CST
Disney Influencer Dies After Medical Emergency at Event
Disney Influencer Dies After
Medical Emergency at Event
Dec 10, 2024 9:44 AM CST
After a Fall, Brazil's President Has Brain Surgery
Brazil's Lula
Undergoes
Emergency
Brain Surgery
Dec 10, 2024 8:26 AM CST
'Literary Celebrity' Nikki Giovanni Dead at 81
She Was Called the
'Princess of Black Poetry'
obituary
Dec 10, 2024 2:30 AM CST
Beyonce's Mom: I Didn't 'Like' Post About Jay-Z Rape Claim
Beyonce's Mom: Hacker 'Liked'
Post About Jay-Z Rape Claim
Dec 10, 2024 2:00 AM CST
Airline Apologizes for Family Guy Tiananmen Scene
This TV Family Caused Quite
a Ruckus on Hong Kong Airline
Dec 6, 2024 12:15 PM CST
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Gaza Ceasefire Talks Have Resumed, Hamas Official Says
Gaza Ceasefire Talks Are
Back on, Hamas Official Says
Dec 6, 2024 1:00 AM CST
Mattel Sorry About NSFW Misprint on Doll Packaging
Mattel Sued Over X-Rated
Misprint on Doll Packaging
UPDATED
Dec 4, 2024 3:33 AM CST
South Korea's President Says He Will Lift Martial Law
Hours After Declaring
Martial Law, Yoon Backs Down
UPDATED
Dec 3, 2024 2:21 PM CST
Great Salt Lake Isn't a Great Place to Brine a Turkey
Great Salt Lake Isn't
a Great Place to Brine a Turkey
Nov 28, 2024 2:25 PM CST
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Turns 100
Macy's Thanksgiving Day
Parade Turns 100
Nov 28, 2024 12:20 PM CST
Chinese Women Fired Up by Too-Short Sanitary Pads
Chinese Women Fired Up
by Too-Short Sanitary Pads
Nov 28, 2024 11:50 AM CST
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Ex-CNN CEO Regrets Infamous Atlantic Profile
Ex-CNN CEO
Reflects on
His Ouster
Nov 27, 2024 2:00 AM CST
Angry Giuliani in Court: 'I Can't Pay My Bills'
Giuliani Loses Patience
With Judge, and Vice Versa
Nov 27, 2024 12:00 AM CST
Alleged Thief Caught by Her Own TikTok
Alleged Thief Caught
by Her Own TikTok
Nov 26, 2024 5:44 PM CST
Lauren Boebert Joins Cameo, Swiftly Exits Under Scrutiny
Lauren Boebert Joins Cameo,
Swiftly Exits Under Scrutiny
Nov 26, 2024 12:17 PM CST
NHL Team Ditches Bus Amid Traffic, Walks to Game
NHL Team
Ditches Bus
Amid Traffic,
Walks to Game
Nov 26, 2024 7:55 AM CST
Egypt Is in a Throwdown With ... a Travel Blogger
Travel Blogger Has
Really Infuriated Egypt
Nov 25, 2024 1:53 PM CST
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Police: 'The Gnome Himself Was Visibly Startled'
This Gnome Is
Made of MDMA
Nov 25, 2024 1:09 PM CST
To Dodge Military Service, He Made Himself Obese
Man Thought He Could Eat
His Way Out of Military Service
Nov 25, 2024 11:57 AM CST
Netanyahu: Israel Will 'Seek Justice' in Rabbi's Death


Netanyahu: Israel
Will 'Seek Justice'
in Rabbi's Death
Nov 24, 2024 10:10 AM CST
Convicted Marvel Actor Now Sued by Ex-Girlfriend
Ex of Convicted
Marvel Actor
Drops Suit
UPDATED
Nov 23, 2024 7:00 AM CST
Kindergarten Battles an Unlikely Shoe Thief
Kindergarten Battles
an Unlikely Shoe Thief
Nov 22, 2024 11:40 AM CST
London Cops Blow Up 'Suspicious Package' Near US Embassy
US Embassy Locked Down
After 'Hoax Device' Found
UPDATED
Nov 22, 2024 8:37 AM CST
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Bears Break Into Military Base, Eat Very Well
Bears Break Into
Military Base,
Eat Very Well
Nov 22, 2024 7:56 AM CST
North Korean General Injured in Ukraine
North Korean General
Injured in Ukraine
Nov 22, 2024 6:43 AM CST
Denzel Washington: My Gay Kiss in Gladiator Got Cut
Denzel's
Gay-Kiss
Story Is
Fizzling
UPDATED
Nov 19, 2024 1:36 PM CST
132 Hamsters Break Free, Grounding Plane for 4 Days
Scores of Hamsters Make
a Break for It on Flight
Nov 19, 2024 7:27 AM CST
Polling 'Queen' Who Got Iowa Wrong Is Done With Iconic Poll
Polling 'Queen' Who Got Iowa
Wrong Is Done With Iconic Poll
Nov 18, 2024 1:00 AM CST
Investigators: Fake Bear Used in Insurance Stunt
Investigators: Fake Bear
Used in Insurance Stunt
in case you missed it
Nov 17, 2024 4:00 PM CST
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