Dow Slips 4 Points
 Dow Slips 4 Points 
MARKETWATCH
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Happy 80th Birthday, Twinkies
Happy 80th Birthday, Twinkies
Why the iPad Falls Short
 Why the iPad Falls Short 
opinion
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10 Lessons From Tiger
 10 Lessons From Tiger 
no. 4: avoid porn stars
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New Website Is Like LinkedIn, but Nastier

 New Website Is Like 
 LinkedIn, but Nastier 
THE INTERWEBS
How Foxy Knoxy Suckered America
 How Foxy Knoxy 
 Suckered America 
OPINION
George Clooney, Galpal Split
 George Clooney, 
 Galpal Split 
he's available
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Jesse James Has 12+ Sex Tapes
 Jesse James 
 Has 12+ Sex Tapes 
and they're nazi-themed
How to Wear $1,000 Sweatpants
 How to Wear $1,000 Sweatpants 
Harry Reid Pokes Fun at Sarah Palin
 Harry Reid Pokes Fun 
 at Sarah Palin 
YOU BETCHA
Sorry, Sharon: Newser Proves Shorter Can Be Better
Sorry, Sharon: Newser Proves Shorter Can Be Better
Jack Shafer
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What Sandra Bullock’s Sex Tape Means

 What Sandra 
 Bullock’s 
 Sex Tape 
 Means 
Michael Wolff
Smokin' Former Child Stars


 Smokin' 
 Former 
 Child 
 Stars 
REMEMBER PUNKY BREWSTER?
TMI Takes Over at the Office
TMI Takes Over at the Office 
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A June Engagement for Wills?
 A June Engagement for Wills? 
TINA BROWN
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Kate Channels 'Superbitch From Hell'
 Kate Channels 
 'Superbitch 
 From Hell' 
last night on dwts
Duke Reclaims National Crown
 Duke Reclaims National Crown 
NCAA TOURNAMENT
Teens Can Outrun 'Fatso Gene'
 Teens Can Outrun 'Fatso Gene' 
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