Seriously? Obama Picks Now to Yuk It Up on 'Ferns'?
Seriously? Obama Picks
Now to Yuk It Up on 'Ferns'?
OPINION
Mar 12, 2014 1:31 PM CDT
DC Mall Shooter Obsessed by Columbine
 DC Mall Shooter 
 Obsessed by Columbine 
Mar 12, 2014 1:11 PM CDT
Mom Who Ate Poppy Seeds Sues Over Failed Drug Test
Mom Who Ate Poppy Seeds Sues Over Failed Drug Test
Mar 12, 2014 12:52 PM CDT
Man's Face Rebuilt Using 3D-Printed Parts
 Man's Face 
 Rebuilt Using 
 3D-Printed 
 Parts 
Mar 12, 2014 12:31 PM CDT
advertisement
In Crimea, Putin Might Find His 'Brezhnev Moment'
In Crimea, Putin Might Find His 'Brezhnev Moment'
OPINION
Mar 12, 2014 12:19 PM CDT
'Beautician' Charged in Butt Injection Death
 'Beautician' 
 Charged in 
 Butt Injection 
 Death 
Mar 12, 2014 11:55 AM CDT
advertisement
Building Explosion Rocks Harlem
 Gas Leak 
 Blamed in 
 Harlem Blast 
 That Killed 2 
UPDATED
Mar 12, 2014 11:42 AM CDT
Passengers Save Baby Who Stopped Breathing on Plane
Passengers Save Baby Who Stopped Breathing on Plane
Mar 12, 2014 11:30 AM CDT
advertisement
Obama Approval at All-Time Low: Poll

 Obama 
 Approval 
 at All-Time 
 Low: Poll 
Mar 12, 2014 11:09 AM CDT
Death Row's Longest Serving Inmate Goes Free
 Death Row's 
 Longest Serving 
 Inmate Goes Free 
Mar 12, 2014 10:59 AM CDT
Satellite Company Wants You to Help Find Malaysia Jet
Satellite Company Wants You to Help Find Malaysia Jet
Mar 12, 2014 10:46 AM CDT
Chris Pine Busted for Alleged DUI
 Chris Pine 
 Busted for 
 Alleged DUI 
Mar 12, 2014 10:11 AM CDT
advertisement
advertisement
Flappy Bird Creator 'Considering' a Resurrection


 Flappy Bird Creator 
 'Considering' 
 a Resurrection 
Mar 12, 2014 9:50 AM CDT
Obama 'Easier to Work With' Than Some Celebrities
Obama 'Easier
to Work With' Than Some Celebrities
Mar 12, 2014 9:37 AM CDT
Hospital to Patients: We Maybe Exposed You to HIV
Hospital to Patients: We Maybe Exposed You to HIV
Mar 12, 2014 9:16 AM CDT
Left-Lane Slowpokes May Be Georgia's Newest Criminals
Left-Lane Slowpokes May Be Georgia's Newest Criminals
Mar 12, 2014 9:05 AM CDT
advertisement
Man Dies of Heart Attack Caused by ... Nail Biting
Man Dies of Heart Attack Caused by ... Nail Biting
Mar 12, 2014 8:38 AM CDT
Expert: Pistorius 'on Stumps' When He Bashed Door
Expert: Pistorius 'on Stumps' When He Bashed Door
Mar 12, 2014 8:17 AM CDT
advertisement
Jet's Last Message: 'All Right, Good Night'
 Jet's Last Message: 
 'All Right, Good Night' 
Mar 12, 2014 7:58 AM CDT
Sandusky's Wife: Victims 'Saw Money'
 Sandusky's 
 Wife: Victims 
 'Saw Money' 
Mar 12, 2014 7:58 AM CDT
advertisement
Boys Moved Out of Poverty Suffer War-Like PTSD
Boys Moved Out of Poverty Suffer War-Like PTSD
Mar 12, 2014 7:40 AM CDT
Obama Goes It Alone to Expand Overtime Pay


 Obama Goes It 
 Alone to Expand 
 Overtime Pay 
Mar 12, 2014 7:37 AM CDT
Drug Firm Caves, Helps Dying 7-Year-Old
Drug Firm Caves,
Helps Dying 7-Year-Old
Mar 12, 2014 4:25 AM CDT
US, Cuba Probe Havana Art Heist
 'Complicated'  
 Cuban Art Heist 
 Uncovered 
Mar 12, 2014 3:25 AM CDT
advertisement
advertisement
San Francisco Battles 5-Alarm Fire
 San Francisco 
 Battles 5-Alarm Fire 
Mar 12, 2014 1:40 AM CDT
"Between Two Ferns' Gives HealthCare.gov Big Boost
HealthCare.gov's No. 1
Traffic Source: Funny or Die
Mar 12, 2014 1:01 AM CDT
Florida Mayor Resigns—From Jail
 Mayor of 
 'Most Corrupt' 
 Town Quits 
 —From Jail 
Mar 12, 2014 12:21 AM CDT
Feds Open Criminal Inquiry Into GM Auto Recall
Feds Open Criminal Inquiry Into GM Auto Recall
Mar 12, 2014 12:17 AM CDT
advertisement
Astronomers: No, You Can't Name Mars Craters
 Astronomers: No, You 
 Can't Name Mars Craters 
Mar 12, 2014 12:11 AM CDT
GOP Wins 'Fall Preview' House Race
 GOP Wins
 'Fall Preview' 
 House Race 
Mar 12, 2014 12:04 AM CDT
advertisement
Keith Richards Writing Book for Kids

 Keith Richards 
 Writing Book  
 for Kids 
Mar 12, 2014 12:01 AM CDT
Genghis Khan Owes His Empire to ... Rain
 Genghis Khan 
 Owes His 
 Empire 
 to ... Rain 
Mar 11, 2014 7:56 PM CDT
advertisement
How Volcanoes Can Save Life, Too
 How Volcanoes 
 Can Save Life, Too 
Mar 11, 2014 7:08 PM CDT
First Medical Device for Migraines Is Approved
First Medical Device for Migraines Is Approved
Mar 11, 2014 6:22 PM CDT
Another Cop Charged With Sex Assault After 911 Call
Another Cop
Charged With
Sex Assault
After 911 Call
Mar 11, 2014 5:03 PM CDT
Astronaut Who Went on Strike in Space Dead at 84
Astronaut Who Went on Strike in Space Dead at 84
obituary
Mar 11, 2014 4:06 PM CDT
advertisement
advertisement
ObamaCare Sign-Ups Hit 4.2M
ObamaCare
Sign-Ups Hit 4.2M
Mar 11, 2014 3:45 PM CDT
Why Does Brushing Make Food Taste Terrible?
 Why Does 
 Brushing Make 
 Food Taste 
 Terrible? 
Mar 11, 2014 3:25 PM CDT
Dow Falls 68 on Global Worries
 Dow Falls 68 on 
 Global Worries 
thestreet
Mar 11, 2014 3:04 PM CDT
Great White That Crossed Atlantic May Be Pregnant
 Great White That 
 Crossed Atlantic 
 May Be Pregnant 
Mar 11, 2014 2:30 PM CDT
advertisement
Reports Put Jet Hundreds of Miles Off Course
Reports Put Jet Hundreds
of Miles Off Course 
Mar 11, 2014 1:50 PM CDT
Passengers on Gross Cruise Suing for $5K a Month —for Life
 Passengers on 
 Gross Cruise Suing 
 for $5K a Month 
 —for Life 
Mar 11, 2014 1:33 PM CDT
advertisement
'Average Barbie' No Better Than Actual Barbie

 'Average Barbie' 
 No Better Than 
 Actual Barbie 
OPINION
Mar 11, 2014 1:08 PM CDT
Navy Warship Stops —to Let Whales Pass
Navy Warship Stops
—to Let Whales Pass
Mar 11, 2014 12:43 PM CDT
advertisement
How a Plane Can Just Vanish
 How a Plane Can Just Vanish 
Mar 11, 2014 12:32 PM CDT
Ladies, It's Time to Get Over 'B-Phobia'
 Ladies, It's Time 
 to Get Over 'B-Phobia' 
OPINION
Mar 11, 2014 12:16 PM CDT
'I F-ing Love Science' Headed for TV
 'I F-ing Love Science' 
 Headed for TV 
Mar 11, 2014 11:50 AM CDT
Students Busted Over Dog in Keg Stand Pic
 Students Busted Over 
 Dog in Keg Stand Pic 
Mar 11, 2014 11:36 AM CDT
Get the news faster.
Tap to install our app.
X
Install the Newser News app
in two easy steps:
1. Tap in your navigation bar.
2. Tap to Add to Home Screen.

X