5 Ways to, Well, Poop Better
 5 Ways to, Well, Poop Better 
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May 23, 2015 11:24 AM CDT
Cleveland Cop Who Killed Unarmed Couple Is Cleared
 Cleveland Cop 
 Who Killed 
 Unarmed Couple 
 Is Cleared 
May 23, 2015 10:54 AM CDT
Why the Duggars' Show Shouldn't Be Canceled
 Why the Duggars' Show 
 Shouldn't Be Canceled 
OPINION
May 23, 2015 10:18 AM CDT
Surveillance Programs in Jeopardy After Senate Drama
Surveillance Programs in Jeopardy After Senate Drama
May 23, 2015 9:39 AM CDT
43 Dead in Gunfight With Growing Mexico Cartel
 43 Dead in Gunfight 
 With Growing Mexico Cartel 
May 23, 2015 8:51 AM CDT
Elderly Woman Discovers Guy Living in Her Home
 Elderly Woman 
 Discovers 
 Guy Living 
 in Her Home 
May 23, 2015 8:09 AM CDT
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65-Year-Old Gives Birth to Quadruplets
65-Year-Old Gives Birth
to Quadruplets
May 23, 2015 7:31 AM CDT
Islands Appearing in the Southwest—Ominously
Islands Appearing in the Southwest—Ominously
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May 23, 2015 7:00 AM CDT
Cops: DC Suspect Had Help in Mansion Murders
Cops: DC Suspect Had Help in Mansion Murders
May 23, 2015 6:39 AM CDT
Gay Marriage on Track for Win in Historic Ireland Vote
Gay Marriage on Track for Win in Historic Ireland Vote
May 23, 2015 5:52 AM CDT
5 Most Incredible Discoveries of the Week
 5 Most Incredible 
 Discoveries of 
 the Week 
May 23, 2015 5:25 AM CDT
Obama, McConnell Get Big Win on Fast-Track Deal
 Obama, 
 McConnell Get 
 Big Win on 
 Fast-Track Deal 
May 22, 2015 8:44 PM CDT
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Chandra Levy's Convicted Killer to Get New Trial
Chandra Levy's Convicted Killer to Get New Trial
May 22, 2015 6:00 PM CDT
Hoax Election Email Brings Felony Charges
Hoax Election Email
Brings Felony Charges
May 22, 2015 5:24 PM CDT
California Farmers Make Historic Water Concession
 California Farmers 
 Make Historic 
 Water Concession 
May 22, 2015 4:49 PM CDT
ISIS Pegs First Lady's Worth at $40
 ISIS Pegs 
 First Lady's 
 Worth at $40 
May 22, 2015 3:26 PM CDT
Dow Slides 54
 Dow Slides 54 
thestreet
May 22, 2015 3:07 PM CDT
Mom Tearfully Agrees in Court to Son's Circumcision
 Mom Tearfully 
 Agrees in Court 
 to Son's 
 Circumcision 
May 22, 2015 2:54 PM CDT
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Coffee's Latest Claim to Fame: Erection Aid
Coffee's Latest Claim
to Fame: Erection Aid
NEW STUDY
May 22, 2015 2:35 PM CDT
College Presidents Live in 'Fantasy World' of Perks
College Presidents Live in 'Fantasy World' of  Perks
May 22, 2015 2:10 PM CDT
6 States That Cremate 70% of Dead People


 6 States That Cremate 
 70% of Dead People 
May 22, 2015 1:49 PM CDT
First Clinton Emails on Benghazi Are Out
 First Clinton 
 Emails on 
 Benghazi 
 Are Out 
May 22, 2015 1:31 PM CDT
Police Clash With Protesters Over Shooting in Washington State
Police Shoot Unarmed Men Suspected of Stealing Beer
May 22, 2015 1:09 PM CDT
TLC Pulls Upcoming 19 Kids and Counting Episodes
 TLC Pulls Duggar Episodes 
May 22, 2015 12:48 PM CDT
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Man With 17 Girlfriends Charged With Fraud
Man With 17 Girlfriends
Now in Trouble With the Law
May 22, 2015 12:44 PM CDT
DC Murder Suspect Captured
 DC Murder Suspect Charged 
UPDATED
May 22, 2015 12:29 PM CDT
This Guy Used an Emoticon on the Senate Floor
 This Guy Used 
 an Emoticon on 
 the Senate Floor 
May 22, 2015 12:11 PM CDT
Debut Author's 'Staggering' Sales Break Record
 Debut Author's 
 'Staggering' Sales 
 Break Record 
May 22, 2015 11:55 AM CDT
Clintons Reveal Up to $26M in Additional Speaking Fees
Clintons Reveal Up to $26M
in Additional Speaking Fees
May 22, 2015 11:33 AM CDT
Eiffel Tower: Closed Thanks to ... Pickpockets
 Eiffel Tower: 
 Closed Thanks 
 to ... Pickpockets 
May 22, 2015 11:18 AM CDT
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Tomorrowland Is a Beautiful, Flawed Adventure
 Tomorrowland 
 Is a Beautiful, 
 Flawed Adventure 
MOVIE REVIEW
May 22, 2015 11:07 AM CDT
ISIS' Ruin of Palmyra Would Be 'Genocide'
What Humanity Would Lose
If Palmyra Is Destroyed
OPINION
May 22, 2015 10:33 AM CDT
Stan Lee Releasing a Most Appropriate Memoir
 Stan Lee Releasing a 
 Most Appropriate Memoir 
May 22, 2015 9:53 AM CDT
A Schooner Sails the World, Makes Amazing Discoveries
 A Schooner Sails the World, 
 Makes Amazing Discoveries 
May 22, 2015 9:45 AM CDT
Misguided Meth Lab: 5 Craziest Crimes of the Week
 Misguided Meth Lab: 
 5 Craziest Crimes 
 of the Week 
May 22, 2015 9:15 AM CDT
France May Force Groceries to Give Food to Charity
France May Force Groceries
to Give Food to Charity
May 22, 2015 8:58 AM CDT
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11-Year-Old With 3 College Degrees: It's No Big Deal
 11-Year-Old 
 With 3 College 
 Degrees: It's 
 No Big Deal 
May 22, 2015 8:40 AM CDT
Seattle Couple Leaves Entire Fortune to 'America'
Seattle Couple Leaves
Entire Fortune to 'America'
May 22, 2015 8:26 AM CDT
Bronze Age Priestess Found in 1921 Traveled Far
Bronze Age Priestess
Found in 1921 Traveled Far
May 22, 2015 8:00 AM CDT
5 Things to Know About Ireland's Gay Marriage Vote
 5 Things to Know About 
 Ireland's Historic Vote 
May 22, 2015 7:12 AM CDT
Secret Service Visits Obama Twitter Troll
 Secret Service 
 Visits Obama 
 Twitter Troll 
May 22, 2015 7:04 AM CDT
Girl Gets Racy on Facebook —Then Mom Steps In
Girl Gets Racy on Facebook
—Then Mom Steps In
May 22, 2015 6:32 AM CDT
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Pentagon: Syria Strike 'Likely' Killed 2 Kids
 Pentagon: Syria Strike 
 'Likely' Killed 2 Kids 
May 22, 2015 3:53 AM CDT
Duggar Son Quits Job After Sex Abuse Claims
Josh Duggar Quits Job After Claims He Molested Girls
May 22, 2015 3:30 AM CDT
'Nut Rage' Exec Freed Early
 'Nut Rage' Exec Freed Early 
May 22, 2015 3:01 AM CDT
China Energy Tycoon Loses $15B in 30 Minutes
 Tycoon 
 Loses $15B 
 in 30 Minutes 
May 22, 2015 2:10 AM CDT
Cops: After Captivity in Box, Woman Murdered
Woman Who Said She Was Held in Box Found Dead
May 22, 2015 1:41 AM CDT
Sushi Linked to 9-State Salmonella Outbreak
 Sushi Linked to 9-State 
 Salmonella Outbreak 
May 22, 2015 1:08 AM CDT
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