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Federal Lawyers Mistakenly File Plan to Kill Congestion Pricing
Federal Lawyers
Make Big Mistake
in NYC Toll Case
Apr 25, 2025 4:23 AM CDT
Territorial Woodpecker Damages Dozens of Cars
Territorial Woodpecker
Damages Dozens of Cars
Apr 24, 2025 10:05 AM CDT
Hegseth: Report of Pentagon Makeup Studio Is Phony
Hegseth Comes
Out Swinging
Over Rumored
Makeup Studio
Apr 24, 2025 9:14 AM CDT
Crashes, Chaos Greet Gamers Eager for Nintendo Switch 2
Crashes, Chaos Greet Gamers
Eager for Nintendo Switch 2
Apr 24, 2025 8:54 AM CDT
Report: Musk, Bessent Had White House Shouting Match
Report: Bessent, Musk Had
Heated Clash in White House
Apr 23, 2025 7:15 PM CDT
After Profits Drop, Musk Says He'll Spend More Time at Tesla
After Profits Drop, Musk Says
He'll Spend More Time at Tesla
Apr 22, 2025 5:38 PM CDT
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Kristi Noem's Bag With $3K Cash Stolen
Kristi Noem's Bag
With $3K Cash Stolen
Apr 21, 2025 6:50 PM CDT
Tennis Player Caught on Mic Insulting Rival
Tennis Player
to Ump: Tell My
Rival to Wear
Deodorant
Apr 17, 2025 12:24 PM CDT
Fyre Festival 2 Postponed, Surprising Absolutely No One
Fyre Fest 2
Goes the Way
Everyone Thought
It Would
Apr 17, 2025 6:11 AM CDT
Canada Reschedules Debate to Avoid Hockey Clash
Election Debate Rescheduled
to Avoid Hockey Clash
Apr 16, 2025 4:27 PM CDT
Trump, Musk Appear to Speak From Hacked Crosswalks
Trump, Musk
Appear to Speak From
Hacked Crosswalks
Apr 15, 2025 8:08 AM CDT
After Rocket Landing, Bezos Excitedly Face-Plants
After Rocket Landing,
Bezos Excitedly Face-Plants
Apr 15, 2025 6:23 AM CDT
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JD Vance Fumbles Ohio State's Trophy
JD Vance Fumbles
Ohio State's Trophy
VIDEO
Apr 14, 2025 7:45 PM CDT
McMahon Confuses AI and A1, Hilarity Ensues
McMahon
Confuses
AI and A1,
Hilarity Ensues
Apr 14, 2025 7:53 AM CDT
10 Oddest Things Left in an Uber Last Year
10 Oddest Things Left
in an Uber Last Year
Apr 9, 2025 2:50 PM CDT
Ostrich Attacks Boris Johnson
Ostrich Attacks
Boris Johnson
Apr 7, 2025 6:04 PM CDT
It's Not Looking Good for Fyre Fest 2
It's Not Looking Good
for Fyre Fest 2
Apr 7, 2025 7:11 AM CDT
North Dakota Mayor Resigns Over Video Sent to Attorney
Mayor Resigns After Sending
Video to the Wrong Person
in case you missed it
Apr 6, 2025 11:00 AM CDT
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For Years, Exec Compiled List of People's Verbal Gaffes
For Years, Exec Compiled a List
of Co-Workers' Malapropisms
in case you missed it
Mar 30, 2025 3:00 PM CDT
Alex Jones Is Getting Divorced Again
Alex Jones Is
Getting Divorced Again
Mar 28, 2025 1:05 PM CDT
Stefanik Move Puts Focus on GOP's Thin Margin in the House
Stefanik Move Puts
Focus on GOP's
Thin Margin in
the House
the rundown
Mar 28, 2025 11:04 AM CDT
Snow White Leaves Disney Disappointed
Snow White Leaves
Disney Disappointed
box office
Mar 23, 2025 1:00 PM CDT
MLB Caps With 'Awkward' Design Flaws Pulled From Sale
MLB Caps With 'Awkward'
Design Flaws Pulled From Sale
Mar 14, 2025 9:23 AM CDT
Cops: Dog Shot Man in Bed With Girlfriend
Cops: Dog Shot Man
in Bed With Girlfriend
Mar 12, 2025 6:11 PM CDT
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4-Year-Old Calls Cops on Treat-Stealing Mom
4-Year-Old
Calls Cops on
Treat-Stealing Mom
Mar 11, 2025 10:05 AM CDT
Pacman Jones on NFL Drug Tests: 'I Cheated'
Pacman Jones:
I Never Took
an Honest
Drug Test
Mar 6, 2025 10:50 AM CST
Cops: He Posed as NBA Player Rep, Swallowed $770K in Bling
Cops: He Posed as NBA Player
Rep, Swallowed $770K in Bling
Mar 6, 2025 9:21 AM CST
Johnson's Top Aide Charged With DUI After Trump's Speech
Johnson's Top Aide Arrested
After Trump's Speech
Mar 5, 2025 6:48 PM CST
Meghan Markle's New Show Is 'Pointless'
Meghan Markle's
New Show Is 'Pointless'
TV REVIEW
Mar 5, 2025 12:55 PM CST
Elon Musk Is Not a Fan of Mike Myers' Impersonation
Elon Musk Has Terse Response
to Mike Myers' Impersonation
Mar 3, 2025 9:29 AM CST
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Pitcher Who Hates Robot Umps Gets Trolled in Game
Pitcher Who Hates Robot
Umps Gets Trolled in Game
Mar 3, 2025 7:56 AM CST
Citigroup Accidentally Transfers $81T to Client
Citigroup Accidentally
Transfers $81T to Client
Feb 28, 2025 9:21 AM CST
That 'Tradwife' Account Folks Couldn't Stop Reading? Fake
That 'Tradwife' Account Folks
Couldn't Stop Reading? Fake
Feb 28, 2025 8:59 AM CST
Apple: We're Fixing Glitch That Suggests 'Trump' for 'Racist'
Apple Says Trump-Related
Bug Was Technical Glitch
Feb 26, 2025 3:02 PM CST
Man's Attempt to Smuggle Cocaine Under Toupee Fails
Man's Cocaine Hiding Spot
Doesn't Stay Hidden
Feb 26, 2025 2:30 PM CST
Thieves Stole Guy's Card, Bought $523K Lottery Ticket
Thieves Stole Guy's Card,
Bought $523K Lottery Ticket
Feb 22, 2025 11:01 AM CST
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NZ's Use of Word 'Go' in Tourism Campaign Riles Locals
NZ's Use of Word 'Go' in
Tourism Campaign Riles Locals
Feb 17, 2025 11:31 AM CST
Adrien Brody: Makeup Artist Tried to Take My Nose Off
Adrien Brody: Makeup Artist
Tried to Remove My Nose
Feb 6, 2025 1:02 PM CST
Unique Contest Involves Bellowing Like a Stag
Unique Contest Involves
Bellowing Like a Stag
Feb 1, 2025 8:33 AM CST
Governor Candidate Sues CNN, Alleges Defamation

Ex-Candidate
Drops Libel
Suit Against
CNN
UPDATED
Jan 31, 2025 1:57 PM CST
Guy Thanks Celine Dion on Jeopardy!, Blanks on Celine Dion Question
Guy Thanks
Celine Dion on
Jeopardy!, Blanks
on Celine Dion
Jan 27, 2025 9:48 AM CST
Auschwitz Survivors Mark 80 Years Since Liberation
Auschwitz Survivor Sees
a Pattern Repeating
Jan 27, 2025 8:07 AM CST
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Musk's Latest Move Appears to Have Angered Trump Team
Musk's Latest Move Appears
to Have Angered Trump Team
Jan 24, 2025 5:05 PM CST
America Wasn't Exactly Glued to the TV for the Inauguration
America Wasn't Exactly Glued
to the TV for the Inauguration
Jan 22, 2025 8:17 AM CST
Israel's Top General Resigns Over Oct. 7 Failures
Israel's Top General
Resigns Over Oct. 7 Failures
Jan 21, 2025 6:32 PM CST
Rats Are Getting High in Houston Police Storerooms
Houston, We Have a
Drug-Addicted Rat Problem
Jan 21, 2025 9:21 AM CST
Conan's Home Survives Fire, but Not Assistant Sona's
Conan's Home Survives Fire,
but Not Assistant Sona's
Jan 21, 2025 7:23 AM CST
Ravens Defend Star After an Ill-Timed Drop
Sure-Handed Player's Ill-Timed
Drop Is NFL's Big Story
Jan 20, 2025 6:21 AM CST
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