Newser Story Index from August, 2009

Welcome to the Newser Story Index. Here you find stories written by Newser writers and editors, assembled with supporting photos and videos from the files of the news story.

Holy Hell: Churches Squeezed by Economy
Saturn's Rings Vanish Today
Judge Slams 'Lying' BofA, Merrill Over $3.6B Bonuses
Nursing Cuts Breast Cancer Risk
Searchers Find, Can't Recover 8th Body
Brooks & Dunn Will Bow Out in 2010
Hillary: I'm Secretary of State, Not Bill
Jon Gets Hammered by Kate 2.0
Forget Chastity: Marry Earlier, Say Evangelicals
Shatner: Conan 'Holds Me Close'
How to Get the Most Out of Your 'Clunker'
Craigslist 'Adult' Ads Cleaned Up, But No Less Erotic
Octomom Special Hits Fox
Alzheimer's: Vision May Play a Role
Ben Stein Bitches About Getting Fired by the Times
Americans Split on Health Care Priorities: Poll
How Playpens Slowly Disappeared
Rally Loses Steam; Dow Off 32
Berlusconi: Why the Sex Scandals Don't Hurt Him
Drinkability Bad—for Sales
Obama Defends Mexico's Drug War
Yo-Ho-Ho! Rum Goes Top Shelf
Steve Jobs Is a Controlling Jerk
Suu Kyi Supporters Soften Demands to Win Release
Judge OKs Jackson Movie
Opera Star's Son Nabbed in '91 Rape/Murder
Pelosi, Hoyer: Health Reform Haters Ignore Facts
Even Celeb Chefs Enjoy Fast Food
Imus in Talks With Fox Business
Tina Talks Emmys, Jay, and Sarah...Sorta
9/11 Responders Show Increased Risk of Rare Blood Cancer
High Cholesterol in 40s Tied to Dementia Later
Newton-John's Dead Ex Alive in Mexico
Unemployment Will Probably Miss 10%: Silver
Happy 100th to the Man Who Changed Rock
Sometimes, Celeb Tweets Bring Real News
Reappoint Bernanke: Krugman
Health Club Gunman Questioned, Freed by Cops
Levi Is Kathy's 'Teen Choice'
Obama, House Dems Dig In, Push Back on Health Care
47 Trapped on 9-Hour 'Nightmare' Flight
Lefty Talking Heads Fan 'Birther' Flames
Families' Mornings Start with Tech Check
Taiwan Mudslide Buries 500 in Wake of Typhoon
Aww, Kate Still Loves 'the Jon I Knew'
How Stewart Wins Over Neocons
Health Care Battle Stymies Obama Campaign Machine
Stay Tuned for Ads During TV Shows
Calm Down at Town Halls: Palin
Jacko Sources: Pal Not Paris' Dad