Newser Story Index from March, 2011

Welcome to the Newser Story Index. Here you find stories written by Newser writers and editors, assembled with supporting photos and videos from the files of the news story.

Sorry, Naysayers, US Isn't Doomed
Baby Dolphin Die-Off in Gulf Grows
It's Fallon Vs. Colbert in Battle of the Ice Creams
Big Biz Can Only Donate So Much to Bobby Jindal...
Face It, This Is the Biden Administration
Venezuela's Chavez Trying to Play Libya Peacemaker
Tucker Carlson: Palin's Winning in 'Milfistan'
Sex 101: Northwestern Class Watches Live Orgasm
12 Famous Open Relationships
Kutcher's Twitter Account Hacked
Next Mass Extinction Looms
Serena Williams Faces Risky Road to Return
Lady Gaga Walks the Runway
Almost 10% of Medicare Payments Improper
Hockey: Another Brain Damage Culprit?
ScarJo, Penn Skip Off to Cabo
Abortion Bill Could Shutter Arizona OB-GYN Program
Assange's Lawyers Fight Extradition
Egypt Army Ousts PM on Facebook
Gadhafi Launches Strikes Against Oil Town
Gloating Westboro Vows to Quadruple Protests
Germany Suspects Islamism in Attack on US Forces
Proposed Texas Bill: No Hiring Illegals, Unless ...
Food Prices Climb to Record High
John Edwards Hires Obama Legal Eagle
Rick Santorum Gripes About Fox News Suspension
Libya Captures 3 Dutch Marines
BPA-Free Plastics Leach Hormone-Like Chemicals
NCAA Star Bounced for Having Sex
GOP Takes Away AWOL Dems' Photocopy Privileges
Sheen Must Stay 100 Feet From Twins
Brits OK Murdoch Mega TV Deal
Keith Richards' Kid Busted for Drugs, Graffiti
Teens Behind 'Crimebook' Web Forum Sentenced
Galliano to Stand Trial for Slurs
Kids' Bodies Stuffed in Luggage, Dumped in Canal
Wife Survives 100mph Ride Clinging to Hubby's Van
Boy, 12, Held in Parents' Killings
Sirhan Sirhan Denied Parole
Petraeus Apologizes for Deaths of Afghan Boys
Another Democratic Senator, Hawaii's Akaka, Is Retiring
US Won't Seek Death Penalty Against WikiLeaker
No Motive Yet in Killing of US Airmen in Germany
Bill Curbing Union Rights Clears Ohio Senate
Eastern Cougar Is Extinct
Lots of Snooty NPR Listeners Don't Get NPR
Foursquare Names World's Rudest Cities
Mike Huckabee Is Lying
Guy Sues Strip Club Over Flying Shoe
Danish Hostages Taken to Somali Coast