Newser Story Index from August, 2011

Welcome to the Newser Story Index. Here you find stories written by Newser writers and editors, assembled with supporting photos and videos from the files of the news story.

Thailand Elects First Female Prime Minister
How Many Millionaires Paid No Income Tax in '09? 1,470
No One Wants to Edit Wikipedia These Days
Poll: We Hate Congress More Than Ever
Bank Charges for Deposits as Investors Panic
'Sexy' Vogue Girl, 10, Sparks Uproar
Mattel Out $310M After Losing Bratz Spat
Psychiatrist Kills Too Fat for 15 Son, Self
Global Markets Follow Wall Street Down
McCartney Going to Cops Over Reported Phone Hack
Stewart Crucifies Atheists Over 9/11 Cross Fight
Mr. Bean Crashes $2M Supercar, Cheats Death
Monkeys Create Own Language Sign
Celina Cass' Body Found Wrapped in Blanket
Tourist Drops Dead After Grand Canyon Lightning Strike
Mexico Town's Entire Police Force Quits
Warren Jeffs Convicted of Child Sex Abuse
How to Be Happy About Today's Stock Sell-Off
KFC Shuts Fiji Stores in Battle Over Ingredients
Mayor: Contracts Invalid Because I Was Drunk
Facebook Sues 'Shagbook' Over Name
Minnesota High School Sued Over 'Wigger Day'
Congress Strikes Deal to End FAA Impasse
Why Obama Might Lose
Colorado Wants State Sport: Donkey Racing
Dow Plummets 513
Sinking Confidence Behind Market Collapse
NASA Photos Point to Flowing Water on Mars
Mom Chooses Retrial in Fatal Jaywalking Case
Virginia Tech Lifts Alert
33% of You Would Ditch Sex for Phones
'Dancing' Whale Wasn't Actually Dancing
Hey, Conservatives: You Want Defense Cuts
Teen Buried Alive in Sand for 30 Mins.
Bloomberg Footing $30M Bill for Minority Youth Push
Study: Healthy Eating Is Privilege of the Rich
Man Sent to Nazi Camp for Being Gay Dead at 98
Crash May Have Been Worse Than Thought
120K Following Penguin Via Webcam
Paying Cash? Credit Cards Are Still Costing You Money
Where Are Chile Miners Now?
White House Twisting Geithner's Arm to Stay
Lagarde Faces Probe in $400M Deal
Missing From This Year's MDA Telethon: Jerry Lewis
Glenn Beck: Michelle Obama Behind Biracial Spider-Man
Woman Finishes Bar Exam ... in Labor
Kraft Foods to Split Into 2 Companies
Birthday Greetings Congress Wishes It Could Send Obama
Jon Stewart Assembles the Super Committee
Sao Paulo OKs Pride Day—for Heterosexuals