Newser Story Index from August, 2012

Welcome to the Newser Story Index. Here you find stories written by Newser writers and editors, assembled with supporting photos and videos from the files of the news story.

Todd Akin: I'm Not Going Anywhere
18 Stars Who've Attempted to Trademark Catchphrases
Don't Let Pussy Riot Be the New Kony 2012
'Legitimate Rape' Was a Medical Theory ... in 1200s
Top Gun Director Had Inoperable Brain Cancer
Ryan's Plan Is a Deficit-Hiking 'Con Game'
Valedictorian Denied Diploma for Saying 'Hell' in Speech
My Husband Works for Romney. So What?
Worker Jailed for Trying to Swipe Customer's Jackpot
Vatican Pushes for ... Bald Barbie?
Cabrera Hatched Fake Site to Dodge Doping Penalty
Augusta National Adds 1st Women
Russia Cops Seek Rest of Pussy Riot
Romney: Akin's Rape Comment 'Inexcusable'
Ohio Voting Official: Why Accommodate Blacks?
Binge-Drinking College Kids Are Happier
Rihanna: I Will Always Love Chris Brown
Fire Hazard Forces GM, Isuzu to Recall 258K SUVs
Poorer Give More to Charity
Mexico City Replaces All Airport Cops After Shootout
Willie Nelson Hospitalized, Misses Show
GOP Rep: 'Legit Rape' Victims Don't Get Pregnant
UN Observers Leave Syria
Burma: We're Done Censoring the Press
Nyad About Halfway Through Epic Swim
Prince Philip Leaves Hospital After Treatment
Key Groupon Investors Ditch the Troubled Stock
Curiosity's Laser Blasts Rock
FBI Probed GOP Skinny-Dipping in Galilee Sea
Gu Kailai Gets Suspended Death Sentence
Top Gun Director Leaps to Death From LA Bridge
Disabled Girl, 11, Busted for Blasphemy in Pakistan
72 Rescued on Alaska Sightseeing Cruise
2 Police Killings Linked to Anti-Government Movement
Queen's Corgis Savage Princess Beatrice's Terrier
Deadly 6.3 Quake Hits Indonesia
2 Killed as Plane Crashes in Long Island Neighborhood
Pattinson, Stewart Ditch Twilight Events
Flower Power Icon, Singer Scott McKenzie Dead at 73
Golfer Gets 2 Holes-in-One in Same Round
Man Fights to Keep Wife's Body in Front Yard
Family of 5 Switches to Martian Time
A Fertile Uterus Is Mathematically ... Perfect
Expendables 2 Limps Into 1st
Marriage Makes Women Drink More, Men Less
TV's Top 5 Racist Shows
Eating Eggs Almost as Bad as Smoking
Obama Not Ducking Real Journos: Rep
Madonna Sued for Backing Gay Rights
How Much Money Are Body Parts Worth?