Newser Story Index from October, 2013

Welcome to the Newser Story Index. Here you find stories written by Newser writers and editors, assembled with supporting photos and videos from the files of the news story.

Hey, Young People: Why Aren't You Protesting?
Rick Perry Says His Wife Misspoke on Abortion
Simpsons to Kill Off Familiar Character
Cops: Drug Dealer Accidentally Texts Police
House Leaders Plan to Use Ted Cruz's Strategy Next
The Shutdown: Democracy at Work?
Archeologists Find Ancient City in Iraq
No, House Republicans Aren't Worse Than Syria
Vets Storm Barricaded WWII Memorial
Netanyahu: Iran's Rouhani a 'Wolf in Sheep's Clothing'
Shop Owner Kills Would-Be Thief—Over 2 Cases of Beer
Football Team Showers Grieving Anchor With Hugs
JetBlue Shifts Strategy, Will Offer First-Class Seats
Francis Kicks Off Vatican Reform, Disses 'Narcissists'
Surprise! Senate Rejects House Spending Bill 4th Time
Teenage 'LSD Party' Ends Really, Really Badly
Bieber Makes Bodyguards Carry Him Up the Great Wall
Ga. District's Defense Plan: Assault Rifles in Safes
Katy Perry Gets Apology From ... Barbara Walters
ObamaCare Launch Plagued With Glitches
Social Media Spam Up 355% This Year Alone
'Gourmet' Grub Slowing Down Drive-Thrus
Occupy Wall Street Launching ... a Debit Card?
Culprit Found in 13th-Century Eruption That Rocked Earth
Dye Trap Nabs Green-Faced Thief
Government Shutdown: Now What?
Shutdown or No, ObamaCare Exchanges 'Ready to Go'
Cops: Elderly Pair Killed Their Spouses, Kids Decades Ago
Stress Linked to Dementia in Women
USDA Investigating Claim Sysco Kept Meat in Sheds
Planet Losing the War on Drugs
Shutdown: Let the Blame Game Begin
Dad Shielded Daughter in Deadly Rockslide
American Jews Losing Their Religion
Early Shutdown Layoff: Poison Ivy-Gobbling Goats
'Yankees Go Home!': Venezuela Boots Top US Diplomat