Newser Story Index from March, 2013

Welcome to the Newser Story Index. Here you find stories written by Newser writers and editors, assembled with supporting photos and videos from the files of the news story.

This Giant Isopod Hasn't Eaten in More Than 4 Years
Queen Elizabeth Hospitalized
Mitt Romney: 'It Kills Me' Not to Be Prez
America Has a Longshot Contender for Pope
Crews Begin Razing Fla. Sinkhole House
South Korea Finds Ancient King's Hat, With Notes Inside
Is NBC Talking Exit Plan for Leno?
1st-Time Parents Die on Way to Hospital; Baby Lives
Humbled Dragon Docks With ISS
Backwoods Dialect in US Is Pikin' to the Dusties*
Rescuers Give Up on Sinkhole Victim
Fishermen Kill 100M Sharks Every Year: Study
Mom Smashes Window, Grabs Falling Baby
Wallpaper Goes High-Tech
Chad: We Killed Terrorist Who Led Gas Plant Attack
Catholic 'Guilt' Over Sex Is a Myth: Poll
Sinkholes Plague Florida by the Thousands
'6 Degrees' Kevin Bacon Learns Wife Is ... His Cousin
Holocaust Far Worse Than We Thought
US Commander: Sorry We Killed 2 Afghan Boys
Firefighter: Dog Saves Life of Lost Girl, 3
A Week of Bad Sleep Alters Your Genes
Hot New Diet: Eat for 5 Days, Fast for 2
Ex-Con Snuck Back Into Rikers Island: Cops
It's True: JCPenney Is a Disaster
Schwarzenegger's New Gig: Editor of Muscle Mags
Feds Freed 2K Immigrants, More Than Acknowledged
Louisiana Man Sues Clinic, Says Ex Stole Sperm
How Hospital Bills Are Killing the US
TB Patient at Border Traveled Through 13 Countries
After Glitch, Space Station Delivery Back on Track
9 Embarrassing Celeb Parents
Search Continues for Man Swallowed by Sinkhole
Meet the New Highest-Paid Player in NFL History
Sequester Time: Obama Signs Order
Report Sees No Big Problems With Keystone Pipeline
Spock Himself Chimes In on Obama's Jedi Gaffe
Congrats, Samsung, Now You Owe Apple Only $600M
City's Novel Way to Oust Perverts: Build a Tiny Park
Coroner: Lottery Winner Murdered With Cyanide
No. 1 Golfer McIlroy Walks Off Course
Teens Make Hit Hunger Games Film on $30 Budget
Judge's 'Hunch' on Abandoned Baby Pays Off
Obama Approach 'Exactly' Right on Gay Marriage
EPA Rethinks Hybrid Mileage
Woman: FedEx Gave Drug Dealer My Address
$750K of Whisky Poured Down Drain
Bonnie Franklin Dead at 69
Horse Meat Found at Taco Bell
Want to Bash Harvard? Fine, Then Don't Enroll