Newser Story Index from September, 2013

Welcome to the Newser Story Index. Here you find stories written by Newser writers and editors, assembled with supporting photos and videos from the files of the news story.

Franken Worried About iPhone's Fingerprint Scanner
Brutal Day for Blackberry: Cuts 40% of Workforce
Obama Fires Back: GOP 'Trying to Mess With Me'
Doctor Performs Surgery Wearing Google Glass
Sickening Scenes Greet Colorado Flood Victims
Court Forces Judge to Pick Between Gavel, Comedy
Amanda Knox: I Can't Go Back
It's About Mental Illness, Not Gun Laws
Storms Killed Almost 100 in Mexico
Louis CK Explains Evils of Smartphones
Acetaminophen Kills 150 Americans a Year: Report
Yankee Great Pettitte Retires
Prisoners Is Good, the End Is Not
Greenpeace: Russia Boarded Our Ship, Took Us Captive
5 Craziest Crimes of the Week
Homeless Man Who Returned $42K Gets Big Pay Off
Google Flattens Its Logo
House Passes Spending Bill, Without ObamaCare
9 Celebrity Homebodies
Journo Sues to See JonBenet Indictment
Best Buy 'Deserves to Die'
Town Votes to Give Gun-Lovin' Police Chief the Boot
ObamaCare Software Glitching as Launch Nears
Dad Charged in Children's Dirt-Pit Deaths
Al-Qaeda Militants, Syria Rebels Call Truce— in One Town
Amazon's First CFO Killed in Bike Accident
Woman to Get 70-Year-Old Letter From Dad She Never Met
Toddler, 12 Others Shot in Chicago Park
Iran Wants to Make a Deal
2-Year-Old Boy Has Weight-Loss Surgery
Obama to Bypass Congress, Put Limits on Power Plants
Hazing Gets Whole Cornell Lacrosse Team Suspended
Navy Gunman 'Had a Problem' With His Company
Cloaked by Fog, al-Qaeda Stages Yemen Attacks
Navy Gunman, Snowden Checked Out by Same Firm
Vikings Buried Headless Slaves With Owners
House Slashes Money for Food Stamps
Dairy Queen Manager's Class Act Wins Praise
Woman Gets Life Sentence After 6th DUI
Al-Qaeda Militants Capture Syrian Town—From Rival Rebels
Rover Curiosity Deflates Hopes of Life on Mars
Cops: Man Tried Exorcism on Girlfriend, 80
A National First: California OKs Ride-Sharing
Earthquake Rattles Fukushima Area
Scientists Find Deadline for Evacuating Earth
Drivers Shoot Each Other Dead in Road Rage Spat
$1M Mispronunciation? Not Really, but Still Stings
Parasite Makes Mice Fearless of Cats
For the Record, Obama Has Done Pretty Well on Syria
Scientists Discover New Legless Lizards