Newser Story Index from March, 2014

Welcome to the Newser Story Index. Here you find stories written by Newser writers and editors, assembled with supporting photos and videos from the files of the news story.

What Makes Dark Chocolate Healthy?
Turkey PM: We Downed Syria Jet in Airspace 'Slap'
Circus Elephants Escape, Go on Mini Rampage
Catholic Group: Stop Drinking Guinness
How Band Is Cashing In on Album of Silence
Malaysia: France Satellite Images Could Be Debris
5 Most Uplifting Stories of the Week
Pests Evolve to Eat Corn Designed to Kill Them
Australia: We've Spotted Floating Debris
6 Medical Conspiracies People Really Believe
Lincoln's Funeral? Rare Photos May Capture the Moment
Court Halts Gay Marriages in Michigan
The Wealthiest Americans' Top Worry Is ...
Russia's 'Eiffel Tower' May Be Destroyed
Campus Cop Shot Sarcastic Student in the Back: Autopsy
Egypt: 'We Will Die' if New Dam Dries Nile Water
FBI: Georgetown Student Made Ricin in Dorm Room
We Can Find Malaysia Plane With ... Math?
Giraffe Nuzzles Dying Zoo Worker
There's a Serious Whiskey War Going On in Tennessee
Michigan Sees First Gay Weddings
China Satellite Spots Object, but Searchers Find Nothing
Russians Seize Base, Ask, Don't You Watch TV?
One Word Revs Up GOP Voters Like No Other
Pope Blasts Mafia: Repent or Go to Hell
Kim Kardashian Finally Lands That Vogue Cover
Girl Recovering After Obesity Surgery Changes
How a Sea Snake That Can't Drink Seawater Survives
No Billion-Dollar Winner: Last Bracket Is Busted
New Anti-Obesity Weapon: Tequila Plant?
3 Starving, Abused Kids Taken From California Home
Newly Created Drug Has 100 Times Morphine's Power
5 Most Incredible Discoveries of the Week
Judge Scraps Michigan's Ban on Gay Marriage
Happy Spring: Here Comes 'Nor'easter Bomb'
WWII Soldier Coming Home, No Thanks to Pentagon
Madeleine McCann Suspect Turns Out to Be Dead
Iran's Supreme Leader Denies Holocaust
Cops: Walmart Toe-Sucker Pretended to Be Podiatrist
Divergent Is Safe, Derivative
Teen Sent Poisoned Card to Romantic Rival: Cops
Local News Choppers Are Unnecessary, Reckless
Zoo Saves Sloth Bear Cub After Mom Eats Siblings
Report Clears FBI Agent in Death of Tsarnaev Friend
Idaho Killing Birds to Save Other Birds
Why Resentment Against Super-Rich Is Increasing
Muppets Sequel Can't Top Reboot
Black Kids More Likely to Get Suspended ... in Preschool
Johnny Cash's Great-Niece Murdered
Doctors Stumped by Mystery Paralysis Disease