Shocking: The land that keeps on giving us Snooki has a foul-mouthed message for its tourists: You're a FOOT. That would be "F***ing Out of Towner." It seems that locals, whose economy benefits from the arcade-playing, ice cream-eating visitors who invade its beaches each summer, resent these folks and the noise, traffic, and trash they bring. Funny enough, the AP notes that the "I Ain't No FOOT" bumper stickers first appeared on cars outside of Brigantine City Hall ... which prompted memos reminding city workers about appropriate behavior. (More New Jersey stories.)