People names Ryan Reynolds 2010's Sexiest Man Alive, but the actor wants you to know that "my body naturally wants to look like Dick Van Dyke," he says. "When I stop training, I turn into a skin-colored whisper." The actor, who will play the Green Lantern next year, is conveniently enough married to GQ's Babe of the Year, Scarlett Johansson. "Now it's going to be, 'Sexiest man, take out the garbage.' That does sound better," he says.
Of course, he adds, "this gives my family entre into teasing me for the rest of my life." Click here to see his cover shot, or here to see the new Green Lantern trailer.
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