Glenn Beck's Guide to Julian Assange's Sex Life

Having trouble keeping track of what sex crimes, exactly, Julian Assange is accused of? Allow Glenn Beck and his handy chalkboard to explain it to you. The Fox News host tracked the WikiLeaks founder's sex life last night, using Barbie pictures as stand-ins for Assange, "Woman No. 1," and "Woman No. 2."

Beck's main goal seems to be casting doubt on both women, who, he alleges, seemed pretty happy to be having sex with Assange before later claiming assault—only because, Beck theorizes, they realized Assange didn't love them. (Even so, Beck makes sure to clarify, "I am not defending Assange. I think he is a dirtbag.")