Ever wanted to tell off your Facebook friends without going through all the hassle of actually composing a mean message? Well, why not let Conan O’Brien do it for you? On his “Team Coco” page, O’Brien has released a series of “F*Cards”—short videos in which O’Brien delivers a pithy message to your friend. For example: “Your ex wanted me to congratulate you on your ‘in a relationship’ status. That didn’t take long. Then again, with you, nothing does. Zing!”
There are 25 messages to choose from, and all are free to send, as long as you “Like” Conan’s page. “Facebook users have been incredibly supportive of Conan over the past year,” Team Coco’s general manager tells Mashable. “We really wanted to give them something special. And by special, we mean something that masquerades as useful but is ultimately totally pointless. We know Facebook users would expect nothing less.” (More Conan O'Brien stories.)