Porta-Perv 'Blessed by Goddesses'

The yoga fan caught curled up in the tank of a Portapotty to peep on women attending a Colorado festival has admitted his crime, saying he was "blessed" to be able to spot so many "goddesses." Luke Chrisco, 30, admits he was "at the yoga festival, doing a little bit of yoga, and I’m just seeing all these goddesses. It seems crazy, but I felt like I was being blessed by their energy." Chrisco emphasized that he's a voyeur, not a rapist, and said the human waste in his smelly hideout didn't bother him. "There's bacteria in there, but to me, it's just normal—we all have bodily fluids,” he told Fox31 in Denver. "Where there is muck, there is gold." (More Porta Potty stories.)