And the Winner of Old Spice Guy vs. Fabio Is...

Was there ever really any doubt about who would win the Old Spice Guy vs. Fabio showdown? After a battle that according to Mashable spanned more than 100 videos, old Old Spice guy Isaiah Mustafa wound up defeating his windblown foe with ... time travel? And a baby-blue balloon? You’re just going to have to watch it to believe it, I’m afraid. What's next for Mustafa? He's going on an “intergalactic and tri-dimensional vacation with a brief stop-off in Fort Lauderdale.”

Perhaps the weirdest thing to come out of the melee? Fabio actually stopped by a Portland CBS affiliate to shoot a weather segment, Gawker reports. (More Fabio stories.)