Jason Alexander Begs: Help White People Keep Netflix

This year has seen "tsunamis, wars, earthquakes" ... but surely the worst tragedy of all has been Netflix's decision to raise prices. "This is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to white people," says Jason Alexander in a Funny or Die PSA. Fortunately, there is something you can do: By donating to the Netflix Relief Fund, you can help people like Samantha, who is "so upset, she can barely get out of bed to attend her advanced Pilates workshop."

"Not since Pearl Harbor have Americans been faced with..." trails off a choked-up Alexander. "I'm sorry. It's just that tears are falling on MacBook Pros and Pier One throw pillows all across this country today. So please, call the number below. For just dollars a month, you can help an upper-middle-class American keep their access to DVDs and streaming video. If not you, then who?" (More Jason Alexander stories.)