Weeks After Wedding, Royal Hubby Gropes Blonde

Royal scandal alert! England rugby captain Mike Tindall has been spotted kissing and groping a blonde woman just six weeks after wedding Zara Phillips, Queen Elizabeth’s oldest granddaughter. He also, the Sun notes, allegedly rubbed his face into the woman’s breasts. Tindall was enjoying a night off during the World Cup in New Zealand, drinking with other players at a bar when the shenanigans occurred.

The players were watching a dwarf-throwing competition (yes, you read that correctly) when women approached, including the blonde who apparently threw herself at Tindall. “Rather than reject her advances, unfortunately he was extremely responsive,” a source says. “She pulled his head towards her breasts and she rubbed the back of his head as she did so. … He clearly thought it was a case of ‘What happens on tour, stays on tour.’” (More Zara Phillips stories.)