Kourtney, Scott Expecting Again

Poor Kim: Not only have her fairy tale dreams been shattered … now she also has to deal with a joyfully pregnant sister while she goes through divorce proceedings. Yep, Kourtney Kardashian and boyfriend Scott Disick are expecting again. "Now I'm nine weeks along. You're supposed to wait 12 weeks to tell people, but I feel confident," says Kourtney, who was apparently confident enough to announce her plans in an Us cover story. The couple already has a son, Mason, who is almost two. "It wasn't like we weren't trying," says Disick, who apparently doesn't have a firm grasp on either the specifics of procreation or double negatives. "We kind of just said, 'If it's meant to be, it'll be.'"

Meanwhile, rather than signing the divorce papers, Kris Humphries is seeking a legal separation from Kim Kardashian, People reports. His plan is to get an annulment rather than a divorce. In more fun Kardashian news, the Daily Mail has a spectacular rant against the whole clan from Daniel Craig's recent GQ interview. "Look at the Kardashians, they're worth millions," says the James Bond star. "I don't think they were that badly off to begin with but now look at them. You see that and you think, 'What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a f***ing idiot on television and then you'll pay me millions?'" (More Kourtney Kardashian stories.)