With The Simpsons airing its 500th episode this weekend, Buzzfeed marks the occasion by sharing every one of Bart's chalkboard quotations that start each show. Because of repeats, there are fewer than 300, including:
- I will not skateboard in the halls
- Non-flammable is not a challenge
- Fridays are not really 'pants-optional'
- I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers
- I have neither been there nor done that
- I will not make fun of Cupid's dink
- Nerve gas is not a toy
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