John Boehner wept again at yesterday's Congressional Gold Medal ceremony for Italian artist Constantino Brumidi—a man who, as Jimmy Kimmel points out, died more than 100 years ago. That didn't stop Boehner's tears, which have inspired a brand-new doll: the Boehner Baby, which Kimmel advertised in a bit on his show, Mediaite reports. The toy's got a special feature: It shoots out jets of tears at the slightest provocation. (More Jimmy Kimmel stories.)