Those of us with relatives who got really excited about that distant relative who left millions in a Nigerian bank account can just nod sagely here: A couple of years ago, an Indian man received a text notifying him that he'd won somewhere between $319,000 and $478,000 in "the BBC's national lottery." "I and several of my colleagues also received similar messages," writes Geeta Pandey at the BBC. "The texts evoked much mirth, but we all deleted them and forgot about them." But 41-year-old Ratan Kumar Malbisoi—who is unemployed, unfamiliar with phishing scams, and really wanted the money—responded, spawning a two-year odyssey that is equal parts comedy and tragedy. How it went down: