Cops Find Gun in Teen's Nether Regions

A 19-year-old woman in Tennessee is accused of trying to smuggle a 4-inch gun into jail when she was arrested on charges of driving with a suspended license, reports the Smoking Gun. Given that the gun had been stolen in car robbery last year, this was probably not wise. But the reason Dallas Archer's arrest is making headlines is because of this revelation in the Kingsport Police Department report: Jailers reported the recovery of a “North American Arms 22 LR revolver (loaded) which Ms. Dallas had concealed in her vagina." Meanwhile, the 70-year-old owner from whom it was stolen says he'd like it back and figures it will be good as new after a "bath of bleach." (More revolvers stories.)