What 1945 brought to North Korea: Japan's rule over the country ended and the governing Worker's Party of Korea came into being. The 70th anniversaries are being honored as only North Korea could: With the release of 310 new exclamation-point-laden slogans touching on everything from fish farming to the country's schism with South Korea to the need for the country's children to have more food. Reuters reports that the slogans, when translated, clock in at a mouthy 7,000 words and were published by the official KCNA news agency. The intended outcome: that they be memorized; Reuters notes "government policy is often dictated via vague party-level directives." A sampling, via Reuters, the AFP, and Yonhap: