Forklift Moves Toilet ... With Woman Inside

A forklift moved a portable toilet across the grounds of an English festival yesterday—notable only for the fact there was a woman stuck in the loo the entire time, the BBC reports. "I think she was suffering from a bit of shock or she thought she had teleported" when she exited in an entirely new location, says one official at the Newlyn Fish Festival in Cornwall. The woman wasn't hurt. The director of the portable toilet company tells the BBC it's a surprisingly easy mistake for forklift operators to make. "It does happen quite a bit to be honest," he says. "I've done it a few times." (More portable toilet stories.)