Police in Holly Beach, La., say the parents of a 20-month-old girl left her on a beach for two hours yesterday while they went streaking miles down the shore. WWL.com reports a man found the thirsty child covered in bug bites shortly after 10am. Minutes later, officers found a vehicle running nearby, KPLC reports. It was another two hours, however, before the girl's parents, Cody Bourgeois, 32, and Monique Bourgeois, 35, were found two to four miles away, running naked on the beach, says the local sheriff, who adds "they were high on something." Both are charged with child desertion and obscenity. (More strange stuff stories.)