Cruise Busts Moves in Birthday Video

The lock on Scientology's media vault must be missing. Gawker has obtained "secret video" of a lavish birthday bash thrown for church booster Tom Cruise on board a cruise ship, in which the couch-jumper enters to theme music from Top Gun, and sings and dances through Old Time Rock and Roll from Risky Business.

Winded, and apparently a little discombobulated, Cruise thanks his host, Scientology chief David Miscavige and goes on to say, “I just, I am not, I don’t know where I am right now. You know, you have to kind of be there to understand this reality.” He then thanks everyone again for the best birthday “ever ever ever ever, I mean, ever!” (More Tom Cruise stories.)