America, there has to be a better way to make a sandwich. Gothamist reports a truck carrying deli meats collided with a truck carrying bread early Friday morning in New Jersey. The "sandwich-like spill" left Interstate 287 in Piscataway covered in bread and meat, according to NBC New York. No injuries were reported, but the accident did cause a backup for several miles, sadly preventing the Grey Poupon guy from getting where he was needed most. (More traffic accident stories.)