Someone Stole a Professional Snuggler's Snuggle Mobile

Some jerk—very possibly someone who didn't receive enough affection—stole the Snuggle Mobile this week in Portland, Oregon. KATU reports the bright orange Snuggle Mobile is owned by professional snuggler Shanya Luther. Professional snugglers "provide platonic touch to those seeking physical human connection," KATU helpfully explains. "My heart is broken at the senseless unkind act when I was trying to spread love and compassion," Luther says in a Facebook post. Luther says the Snuggle Mobile contained nearly $5,000 worth of mats, pillows, and other "snuggle materials." She says she feels "violated and hurt and angry." So who do the professional snugglers turn to when they need a cuddle? (More weird crimes stories.)