Yes, This Really Is Madonna—and She Wants Her FedEx Package

Take a bow, FedEx—you managed to anger the Material Girl. CNET reports on a Tuesday morning tweet by Madonna that aired her grievances with the delivery service, and the look on her face in the accompanying photo (her attempt at physical proof?) says it all. "When you've been arguing with fed-ex all week that you really are Madonna and they still won't release your package," she tweeted, adding a pic of herself looking rather disgruntled and a #bitchplease hashtag.

An apparent FedEx employee's follow-up spurred even more jokes. "Hi, this is Julie. I would like to help. Please DM your delivery address, tracking & phone numbers," read a tweet from the official FedEx customer service page less than 30 minutes later. CNET debates whether Julie was just a starstruck fan looking for personal deets, and one commenter summed up that general suspicion, posting: "Nice try Julie." It's not clear what package the singer was expecting, or if she ever received it. (More Madonna stories.)