Inside Pam's Wacko World

Is Pamela Anderson playing us all? Andrew Goldman can’t seem to make up his mind, as he reports on a wacky road trip with the silicone diva for Radar. Goldman does manage to tease a few salient facts out of the actress, who is producing a new “docu-series” about herself. This, for instance, about her mom: "Lately my mother's said, 'I wish you were gay, considering your choice of men.'"

Other nuggets: her brother lives in a trailer and has a budding T-shirt concern. Of on-again, off-again flame Tommy Lee: “I love him. But I don't Google Alert him.” Anderson does, though, display a surprisingly subtle grasp of reportage when she sweet-talks Goldman into eating a chip. “How else are you going to write about it? You gotta live what you write.” (More Pamela Anderson stories.)