What Are You Doing Here, Fat Man?!

Halloween is over, and you know what that means: It’s Christmas. The annoyingly early holiday cheer is already descending upon us. Jezebel provides some tips for surviving the X-mas blitzkrieg:

• Be a Halloween extender: If your neighbors can keep Christmas lights up until February, why can’t you do the same with your rotting Jack-o-Lantern?

• Organize a “Thanksgiving Awareness” squad: Make handprint turkeys, strap a belt-buckle to your hat, and generally do whatever it takes to “take back November for the holiday that truly deserves it.”
• Skip the holidays entirely: Start planning your New Years parties as though you’ve already survived December.
• If you can’t beat them: Become a terrible parody of a Christmas lover and milk it for everything it’s worth.

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