Roberts Brings Dirty, Dirty Mouth to Tom Hanks Tribute

Julia Roberts brought quite the potty mouth to a Tom Hanks tribute in New York yesterday, Us reports. “Alright well, it’s late and I’m paying my babysitter overtime and I have to pee,” the actress said as she took the stage. “So Tom, everybody f---ing likes you. All my bits are gone.” Roberts also poked fun at Hanks’ movies and noticed a fashion faux pas. “God, I’m wearing the same f---ing dress tonight as your publicist!”

Even Hank’s wife was not immune from the ribbing, which drew guffaws from the audience. “Listen, I had lunch today with Rita,” Roberts said of Wilson, “and her tits were here,” motioning up, “and her waist was here”—small—“and her ass was like that,” high again, “so what can I tell you that’s new? Tom Hanks, what the f---?”
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