Baby-Scared Spencer: We're 'Barely Having Sex'

Today’s I-just-threw-up-in-my-mouth moment, courtesy of Spencer Pratt: “I'm not even kidding, my wife—OK, I'm gonna get crass here—but we're barely having sex because I'm scared that she's gonna have a baby,” he overshares with the New York Post. “That's the level our marriage is on right now. I'm not even kidding—my wife has me debating cutting off my nuts.”

Why? Because oh-so-classy Heidi Montag might just decide to go off birth control one day. “Yes, I'm very concerned” about that possibility, he says. “She's not the kind of person who would lie—she would just walk away and not answer the question.” If Speidi spawn is truly a possibility, then for once, Spencer, the world thanks you for your actions. (More Spencer Pratt stories.)