14 Scariest Twilight Souvenirs

It gets worse: There's a dildo on the list

By Evann Gastaldo, Newser Staff

Posted Nov 17, 2009 8:30 AM CST
Updated Nov 17, 2009 10:56 AM CST

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14 Scariest Twilight Souvenirs — Kristen Stewart, center, arrives at The Twilight Saga: New Moon premiere on Monday, Nov. 16, 2009, in Westwood, Calif. (AP Photo/Chris Pizzello)

As thousands of fans mobbed last night’s New Moon premiere (some had been waiting since Thursday afternoon, the AP reports), Gawker runs down the 14 craziest pieces of Twilight merchandise:

Edward Cullen panties
Edward Cullen sock puppet
Jacob Black light switch cover
Vampire sparkle dildo
Edward Cullen sweatshirt that reads, “Edward can bite my pillows, break my headboard, and bruise my body any day.”

Cullen family toilet seat
Vegan Twilight lip gloss
Hand-painted Bella and Edward high-top sneakers
Felt Bella womb with fetus
Twilight-themed wedding Save the Date cards
Baby Twilight onesie: “I’m the next Edward Cullen.”

For the complete list, click the link at right—or view the terrifying photos at left.
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