Bulgarian Scientists: Aliens Have Landed!

Aliens are here and they've chosen to make contact with the Bulgarians first, according to researchers at the Bulgarian Academy of Sciences. The deputy director of the academy's Space Research Institute says researchers are analyzing crop circles for the answers to 50 questions they posed to the extra-terrestrials, the Telegraph reports.

"Aliens are currently all around us, and are watching us all the time," said the official. "They are not hostile toward us. They want to help us, but we have not grown enough in order to establish direct contact with them." The aliens are very critical of humanity's immoral and unnatural behavior, including the use of cosmetics, he added. The Bulgarian government has been hotly debating instituting some reforms at the academy.
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