Meet Scott Brown, Action Figure

Firm makes doll in private, presidential flavors
By Nick McMaster,  Newser Staff
Posted Feb 1, 2010 3:07 PM CST

Scott Brown hasn't been on the national stage for long, but the senator-elect already has three action figures to his name. Choose from "2012 Executive Scott Brown," "Scott Brown Everyman"—sans pickup truck—or the anatomically correct "Scott Brown Cosmo Doll." “He’s a superhero, this guy," the boss of the Herobuilders toy company tells the Boston Herald. "He stepped into the ring, 30 points down, and in just one month does the impossible.” That would be winning the special election, not growing plastic genitalia.
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