NY Yankees to Fans: Ditch the Vuvuzelas

They may embrace those annoying, deafening, disease-spreading vuvuzelas over in South Africa, but the guys at Yankee Stadium aren't having any of it, reports the New York Daily News. Stadium security jumped on an enterprising fan who sneaked several horns into Tuesday's game, eventually kicking him out—though he swears "the whole place went nuts," especially when "Phillies fans would walk by and we would blow it in their ear."

And now, the money quote: "I have been tossed from that place hundreds of times. Many times I even deserved it," says the fan. "But this was ridiculous." (More New York Yankees stories.)