Hef: Women Are Sex Objects

Here's a news flash from Hugh Hefner: All women are "sex objects." That's why "women wear lipstick and short skirts," the desicated 84-year-old Don Juan explains. "The notion that Playboy turns women into sex objects is ridiculous. Women are sex objects. If women weren't sex objects, there wouldn't be another generation."

And what kind of sex objects is Hef into? Blonds, lots of 'em. "Picasso went through his pink period and his blue period before he arrived at his abstract period. I am in my blond period," Hef tells the New York Daily News. And what's his best pick up line? That's easy: "Hi, my name is Hugh Hefner." (More Hugh Hefner stories.)