Must Reads
Must Reads
Most Popular
Popular
US
World
Science
Politics
Great Finds
More
More sections
Superlatives
Breaking
Celebrity
Crime
Entertainment
Green
Health
Lifestyle
Longform
Media
Money
Opinion
Sports
Tech
Travel
Brilliant
Hilarious
Intriguing
By date
Today
Yesterday
Pick-a-date
Depressing
Ridiculous
Scary
Log into your Newser account
Logging in
Joined Newser on:
logout
Settings
Email Subscriptions
Comments
Find what you're looking for
More about Newser:
About Us
Editorial Policy
AI Policy
Contact Us
Terms of Use
Privacy Policy
Site Map
What's New
Want to contribute?
Suggest a Story
Get our apps:
iPhone
iPad
Android
Windows
Install our app:
Newser App
Breaking News
Stories by Zach Samalin
THE GRID
POPULAR
FRONT PAGE
Today
Yesterday
Behind Organic Labels
Lurk Megacorporations
Apr 20, 2008 1:06 PM CDT
Dude...Where's My Sponsor?
Apr 17, 2008 9:19 AM CDT
US Plans to Widen DNA Database
Apr 16, 2008 9:27 PM CDT
Pope to Church: Pedophilia Was 'Badly Handled'
Apr 16, 2008 7:53 PM CDT
eBay Profits Jump 22% Under New CEO
EARNINGS REPORT
Apr 16, 2008 6:50 PM CDT
Volatile Market
Hooked on
Testosterone
Apr 15, 2008 4:25 AM CDT
advertisement
Big Quake
Will Rock Calif.
by 2038: Study
Apr 14, 2008 9:00 PM CDT
Moms Return
to Polygamist Ranch
Apr 14, 2008 8:28 PM CDT
Wal-Mart OKs Plan
to Film Gun Buyers
Apr 14, 2008 8:12 PM CDT
Supreme Court Rejects Boy Killer's Appeal
Apr 14, 2008 7:55 PM CDT
Ashlee Has Bun in the Oven
Apr 14, 2008 5:52 PM CDT
Lost Photos of Elvis Discovered
Apr 10, 2008 2:55 AM CDT
advertisement
Petraeus Sees No New Troop Buildup in Iraq
Apr 9, 2008 8:44 PM CDT
CBS May Dump Couric Early
Apr 9, 2008 7:25 PM CDT
Pelosi, Dems Hijack Colombia Free-Trade Deal
Apr 9, 2008 6:58 PM CDT
Iran Promises West 'Bloody Nose' Over Nuke Program
Apr 9, 2008 6:12 PM CDT
Baby Zzzs Linked to Obesity
Apr 8, 2008 7:56 AM CDT
AMD to Slash 10%
of Jobs in '08
Apr 8, 2008 12:02 AM CDT
advertisement
Starbucks to Pour Freebies
Apr 7, 2008 8:59 PM CDT
Beijing Blasts
Torch Protests
Apr 7, 2008 8:28 PM CDT
Clinton to Bush: Skip Olympics
Apr 7, 2008 7:15 PM CDT
534 Taken From
Polygamist Ranch
Apr 7, 2008 6:04 PM CDT
Cargo Ship Docks With ISS
updated
Apr 3, 2008 1:17 PM CDT
New Site Wants Your Wikipedia Rejected Bio
Apr 2, 2008 9:45 PM CDT
advertisement
McNamee Selling Clemens
Mementos on eBay
Apr 2, 2008 8:01 PM CDT
Mariah Carey Passes Elvis
in Chart Toppers
Apr 2, 2008 7:46 PM CDT
IBM Banned from Gov't Contracts
Apr 1, 2008 8:36 AM CDT
Skip Liplock,
'Go for the Heart'
to Save a Life
Apr 1, 2008 5:21 AM CDT
1996 Survey Reveals a More Liberal Barack
Mar 31, 2008 9:27 PM CDT
Peru Dig Yields 4000-Year Old Gold Necklace
Mar 31, 2008 8:06 PM CDT
advertisement
Lehman Is Selling $3B in Shares
Mar 31, 2008 7:25 PM CDT
Iran Played Key Role in al-Sadr Ceasefire
Mar 31, 2008 6:58 PM CDT
Bush Urges China-Tibet Dialogue
Mar 26, 2008 10:15 PM CDT
Bon Jovi Guitarist
Busted for DUI
Mar 26, 2008 9:06 PM CDT
Saddam Paid
for Lawmakers' Trip to Iraq
Mar 26, 2008 8:45 PM CDT
Shuttle Returns to Earth
Mar 26, 2008 7:57 PM CDT
advertisement
Bush, Putin to Lock Antlers on Missile Defense
Mar 26, 2008 6:27 PM CDT
Mother and 4 Kids Killed in
Iowa Home
Mar 25, 2008 5:31 AM CDT
Fans Pray It's
No Careless Whisper
Mar 24, 2008 9:46 PM CDT
$4M NASA Cut May Strand
Mars Rover
Mar 24, 2008 8:38 PM CDT
Engineer Gets 24 Years in China Spy Case
Mar 24, 2008 8:10 PM CDT
Bush: 4,000 US Lives 'Were Not Lost in Vain'
Mar 24, 2008 7:29 PM CDT
advertisement
FBI Recovers 2
US Contractors in Iraq
Mar 24, 2008 6:28 PM CDT
Teens' Public Orgies Rattle Chilean Mores
Mar 20, 2008 3:30 PM CDT
Queen Readies First Album
in 13 Years
Mar 19, 2008 10:05 PM CDT
Silicon Valley's Prodigal Son Comes Home
Mar 19, 2008 9:50 PM CDT
Bin Laden Threatens Europe
Mar 19, 2008 8:56 PM CDT
US Set to Deliver $150M in Aid
to Palestinians
Mar 19, 2008 6:47 PM CDT
advertisement
No more stories
Your device is not connected
The Latest News
Dec 20, 2024 10:45 AM CST
Activists Sue US Over Marine Mammal Photos
Dec 20, 2024 3:15 AM CST
Rising Butter Prices a Big Problem for European Bakers
Dec 20, 2024 2:15 AM CST
One of World's Biggest Frozen French Fry Makers Is Struggling
Dec 20, 2024 12:45 AM CST
More Controversy Swirls Around MrBeast's New Show
Dec 20, 2024 12:15 AM CST
Mysterious Congo Outbreak May Involve Unknown Virus
Read More
We're glad you're here.
As an ad-supported site,
Newser can't exist without ads.
To read our stories, you'll
need to tweak one thing.
OK, tell me what to do
If you're using:
An ad-blocker, please whitelist Newser
by clicking the ad-blocker icon in your browser.
(Examples: Adblock Plus
, uBlock
, and Ghostery
)
A DuckDuckGo extension in your browser, please access Newser without it: Either by removing it, whitelisting us, or using another browser.
Thanks so much.
Get the news faster.
Tap to install our app.
Access Newser even faster.
Click here to install our app on your desktop.
X
Install the
Newser News
app
in two easy steps:
1. Tap
in your navigation bar.
2. Tap
to Add to Home Screen.
X