Must Reads
Must Reads
Most Popular
Popular
US
World
Science
Politics
Great Finds
More
More sections
Superlatives
Breaking
Celebrity
Crime
Entertainment
Green
Health
Lifestyle
Longform
Media
Money
Opinion
Sports
Tech
Travel
Brilliant
Hilarious
Intriguing
By date
Today
Yesterday
Pick-a-date
Apr
2025
S
M
T
W
T
F
S
30
31
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
1
2
3
Depressing
Ridiculous
Scary
Log into your Newser account
Logging in
Joined Newser on:
logout
Settings
Email Subscriptions
Comments
Find what you're looking for
More about Newser:
About Us
Editorial Policy
AI Policy
Sweepstakes
Contact Us
Terms of Use
Privacy Policy
Site Map
What's New
Want to contribute?
Suggest a Story
Get our apps:
iPhone
iPad
Android
Windows
Install our app:
Newser App
Breaking News
THE GRID
POPULAR
FRONT PAGE
Today
Yesterday
What It's Like to Watch
The Matrix
on the iPad
Apr 12, 2010 9:26 AM CDT
Does It Matter Who's
the Next Justice?
Michael Wolff
Apr 12, 2010 9:14 AM CDT
Tell-All Claims
Tom Cruise Has
Drug History
Apr 12, 2010 8:49 AM CDT
Karzai's the Best We've
Got. Deal With It
Fareed Zakaria
Apr 12, 2010 8:36 AM CDT
Kelley on Oprah:
'She's Never
Going to Come Out'
tell-all biography
Apr 12, 2010 8:19 AM CDT
Obama Warns
of Terrorist
Nuke Threat
Apr 12, 2010 7:30 AM CDT
advertisement
Hockey Player Guilty—but Only of 'Being an Asshole': Judge
Apr 12, 2010 7:26 AM CDT
Deepest 'Black Smoker'
Found in Caribbean
Apr 12, 2010 7:15 AM CDT
Bishop: Vatican Abuse
Uproar a 'Zionist Attack'
Apr 12, 2010 7:03 AM CDT
NATO Troops Fire on Bus,
Killing 4 Afghan Civilians
Apr 12, 2010 6:50 AM CDT
French Resort Seeks Sun Lotion Appliers
Apr 12, 2010 6:41 AM CDT
Miss. Gov:
Proclamation
Slave Diss
Is 'Diddly'
Apr 12, 2010 6:27 AM CDT
advertisement
Bailout Tab Plummets;
Companies Quick to Repay
Apr 12, 2010 6:24 AM CDT
News Sites
Reconsider
Anonymous
Comments
Apr 12, 2010 6:11 AM CDT
Lady Gaga
Tells Fans
to Skip Sex
Apr 12, 2010 6:00 AM CDT
Gay Men's
Bodies
Desecrated
in Africa
Apr 12, 2010 5:53 AM CDT
New Vaccine May
Cure Skin Cancer
Apr 12, 2010 5:19 AM CDT
Toyota Stalled US Recall
Apr 12, 2010 4:57 AM CDT
advertisement
Europe Offers $41B to Greece
Apr 12, 2010 4:04 AM CDT
Docs Look
Again to
Turning On
for Cures
Apr 12, 2010 3:38 AM CDT
Bishops Fight Sex Abuse Bill
Apr 12, 2010 2:52 AM CDT
Vatican Finally Forgives Beatles
Apr 12, 2010 2:29 AM CDT
Spitzer Deserves
2nd Chance: NY Gov
Apr 12, 2010 2:04 AM CDT
Cops Probe
Gay Sex Link in
Supremacist's
Murder
Apr 12, 2010 1:44 AM CDT
advertisement
Pilots Blamed for
Russian Plane Crash
Apr 12, 2010 1:22 AM CDT
KFC's Double Down:
For God's Sake, Why?
in case you missed it
Apr 11, 2010 7:00 PM CDT
Tiger 4th as Mickelson Wins
the masters
Apr 11, 2010 6:19 PM CDT
Porn Stars, It's
Time to Wear Rubbers
in case you missed it
Apr 11, 2010 4:58 PM CDT
Date Night
Conquers
Titans
weekend box office
Apr 11, 2010 4:35 PM CDT
Schumer Vows to Battle Carry-On Fee
Apr 11, 2010 4:03 PM CDT
advertisement
10 Women Who Cheated
Apr 11, 2010 3:38 PM CDT
Brits Outraged Over
Organ Donation
Without Consent
investigation
Apr 11, 2010 3:14 PM CDT
This Kid Sings
Like Whitney Houston
in case you missed it
Apr 11, 2010 2:48 PM CDT
Jon and Kate May
Return to TV—Together
be very afraid
Apr 11, 2010 2:23 PM CDT
President's Body
Returns to Poland
Apr 11, 2010 1:53 PM CDT
GOP Won't Rule Out
Filibuster on Court Nominee
TALK SHOW ROUNDUP
Apr 11, 2010 1:22 PM CDT
advertisement
Wolff to Waxman:
'Sue Us, Anytime'
Apr 11, 2010 12:56 PM CDT
Atheist Academic Wants
to Arrest the Pope
Apr 11, 2010 12:22 PM CDT
In Recession,
Curves Are Beautiful
STUDY OF PLAYMATES FINDS
Apr 11, 2010 11:55 AM CDT
Motto for Our Era:
Don't Blame Me
Frank Rich
Apr 11, 2010 11:32 AM CDT
Tina Fey's
Sarah Palin
Returns to
SNL
Apr 11, 2010 10:02 AM CDT
9 Celebs Who Need to Go Away
Apr 11, 2010 9:20 AM CDT
advertisement
Calif. Priest
Was Immature,
Obsessed By Kids
Apr 11, 2010 8:55 AM CDT
Cowboys'
Texas Stadium
Bites the Dust
Apr 11, 2010 8:04 AM CDT
Kiss Cheap Credit Goodbye
Apr 11, 2010 7:32 AM CDT
Designing Women
Star
Dixie Carter Dies at 70
OBITUARY
Apr 11, 2010 6:41 AM CDT
Thai Protesters
Reject Talks as
Toll Hits 20
Apr 11, 2010 6:10 AM CDT
Grieving Poland Goes Still
Apr 11, 2010 5:47 AM CDT
Sections
US
World
Science
Politics
Great Finds
Health
Tech
Money
Sports
Media
Breaking
Crime
Entertainment
Celebrity
Lifestyle
Travel
Green
Opinion
By Date
4/1/2025
3/31/2025
3/30/2025
3/29/2025
3/28/2025
3/27/2025
3/26/2025
No more stories
Your device is not connected
Top Stories
General Denies Trump's Story About MAGA Hat
1
General Denies Trump's Story About MAGA Hat
1
Joe Rogan on Wrong People Getting Deported: 'Horrific'
2
Epstein, Prince Andrew Accuser: I Have Days to Live
3
Hegseth: No More Fitness Breaks for Women in Combat
4
Trump's Tariff Plan Is 'Settled'
5
On This Day:
April 1
10 Years of Headlines
We're glad you're here.
As an ad-supported site,
Newser can't exist without ads.
To read our stories, you'll
need to tweak one thing.
OK, tell me what to do
If you're using:
An ad-blocker, please whitelist Newser
by clicking the ad-blocker icon in your browser.
(Examples: Adblock Plus
, uBlock
, and Ghostery
)
A DuckDuckGo extension in your browser, please access Newser without it: Either by removing it, whitelisting us, or using another browser.
Thanks so much.
Get the news faster.
Tap to install our app.
Access Newser even faster.
Click here to install our app on your desktop.
X
Install the
Newser News
app
in two easy steps:
1. Tap
in your navigation bar.
2. Tap
to Add to Home Screen.
X