Newser Story Index from September, 2009

Welcome to the Newser Story Index. Here you find stories written by Newser writers and editors, assembled with supporting photos and videos from the files of the news story.

Facebook Sparks 'Retrosexual' Romance
America Needs to Embrace Death
Boyle Unveils Rolling Stones' 'Wild Horses' as New Single
Serena 'Got What She Deserved'
Taliban Surrenders in Swat
Read Your Script? F—, No!
Post-Lehman, 'Washington Is the New Wall Street'
Leno's Back: 'Prepare for War'
Top US Political Dynasties
Guard Tosses Bribe-less Boy Off Indian Train
Wilson: 'I Am Not Going to Apologize Again'
Fugitive Holding Newlyweds Caught Napping
Rodney King Slugs it Out With Cop
Obama Using Tired Tricks of the Trail
5 Ugly Beauty Biz Facts
Transformers Crew: Fox Is 'Dumb as a Rock'
Elton Aims to Adopt 'Heart-Stealing' Ukraine Orphan
Taps Turn Toxic as Clean Water Laws Ignored
Dowd: Wilson Really Meant 'You Lie, Boy '
Peru Flooding US With Counterfeit Bills
Fey Wins Emmy for Impersonating Palin
Serena Ousted in Controversial Finish
Obama to Let Bagram Prisoners Challenge Detention
How to Save the Music Biz
Michigan Beats Notre Dame in 38-34 Thriller
Ex-Blago Aide Dead From 'Overdose'
Knox Trial Is 'Poison' for All Involved
Religious America Snubs Darwin Film: Producer
Kids, Learn to Spot Your 'Stupid Drink'
Dangerous Staph Germs Found at US Beaches
Bloody Clothes Linked to Missing Yale Student
French Telecom Suicides Spark Official Unease
NFL Springs Pop Music Reality TV Show on China
Gingrich Honors Porn Exec, Invites Her to 'Intimate Event'
NY's Disco Gym Is So Fab
Struggling Porn Industry No Longer Recession-Proof
We'll Miss You, Hank
Pepsi Buys Branding Rights to MTV Award
Rightwing Pundits Belong on the Fiction Lists
Hoaxsters Get German Media to Report Fake Attack on US
Obama Dress Designer Makes It Big
Mr. President, Stop Picking On 'Bureaucrats'
Early Castro Compatriot Almeida Dead at 82
Thousands of DC Protesters Blast Obama Policies
Guatemala Army Kidnapped, Sold 333 Children
Obama on Health Reform: 'I Own It'
Fad or Movement? March Tests Sway of Tea Parties
PC Marketing Drops the Technobabble
Wilson Enlists Personal Tweeter
Baseball Won't Punish A-Rod Over Doping