Newser Story Index from September, 2009

Welcome to the Newser Story Index. Here you find stories written by Newser writers and editors, assembled with supporting photos and videos from the files of the news story.

British Army Blasts Rescued Times Reporter
Semenya Is a Hermaphrodite: Aussie Tab
Goodbye, iPod; Hello, Portable Computer
Madoff on Fooling SEC: 'Just Be Casual'
Guitar Hero 5 Uses Cobain's Image Illegally: Love
GM to Try Money-Back Guarantee
Swine Flu Can Burrow Deep Into Lungs: Docs
You're 'Me,' Not 'Myself,' and Other Grammar Peeves
Obama to Brown: Lockerbie Release a 'Disappointment'
In Recession, NFL Blackout Rule Raises Ire
NEA Official Resigns: Another Glenn Beck Victory?
Iconic Vietnam War Survivor a Symbol of Hope
Dow Climbs 80 as Stocks Hit 2009 Highs
Time-Starved Working Parents Eat Poorly: Study
'Worst Sports Column Ever' Author Sorry, Sort Of
Beatles Poised to Rule UK Charts Once Again
Indian Politician Decries 'Racist' Skin Cream Ads
ABC's John Stossel Jumps Ship for Fox
'You Lie' Rep Essentially Right
Want to Be a Chick Magnet? Stop Showering
To Cut Health Costs, Fix the Food Industry
Joe Wilson's Challenger Rakes in $200K
Brazilian Teen's Ride: Pink, Sporty, Bulletproof
Obama Accepts Wilson's Apology
Road Noise Drives Blood Pressure Up
Online Newspaper Payment Plan in the Works—at Google
Victoria Dishes on Becks, Boobs, and Life in LA
Obama Speech Effective, No Game-Changer
Sack Vick, Feed a Dog: Animal Shelter
New iTunes a Lot Like Old iTunes
Strung-out Whitney Spent 7 Months in PJs
Website Fires Back at 'You Lie' Rep
Ranks of Uninsured Grow; Poverty Rate Soars
Vampire Diaries Bloody Good Fun
Say Hello to Glenn Beck's Latest Target
New SATC2 Details: Carrie's Marriage Gets Rocky
New Google Mirrors May Cut Solar Power Costs
Ellen Pompeo's Hubby Stepping Out: Tab
Ashlee: Jess Wants a Baby, Too
Overfishing Plagues Filet-O-Fish's Main Ingredient
Left: Obama Finally Steps Up
Right: Angry Obama Exploited Kennedy, Failed to Compromise
GM to Sell Opel to Canada's Magna
Credit Cards Cut Deadbeats More Slack
Yes, It's Sparrow Like the Bird
Parents' Scandal Darkens Oudin's Run
Forget Health Reform—We Can't Afford It
Hey, Jews Should Be Conservatives, Not Liberals: Podhoretz
Hef Divorcing Cheatin' Wife
221 Missing, 8 Dead in Sierra Leone Boat Accident