Newser Story Index from April, 2010

Welcome to the Newser Story Index. Here you find stories written by Newser writers and editors, assembled with supporting photos and videos from the files of the news story.

Jesse James Knocked Up Galpal
New York Times Falls for April Fools Pranks
Meet First Guy in Line for the iPad
Obama: 'I Can Go To My Right'
Heads, Torsos Found in Medical Waste Shipment
Forget About 'Too Big to Fail'
Vatican Told of Abuse in 1963
Palin Fizzles in Fox Debut
Employers Add Jobs in March
There's No 'Mean Girl' Epidemic
Boy Scout Exec: Parents to Blame for Sleepovers
Clash of the Titans: Not Worth 3D Prices
New 'Profile' Screenings Set for US Airports
Israeli Air Strikes Pound Gaza
Man Sues PetSmart for $1M After Slipping in Dog Doo
Book, Movie Spur Shakespeare Debate
Medvedev Pledges 'Harsher, Crueler' Terror Crackdown
Steele Must Stop Trying to Be Shadow President
Yank Blasts Off With Cosmonauts
Broke Lohan Dodges Eviction
German Chapel Becomes Neo-Nazi Shrine
MySpace Axes Profile of Sex Murder Suspect
NY Ads Crack Down on Saggy Pants
Twin Suicides Rattle French Disney
Talk-Show 'Sorcerer' Wins Saudi Reprieve
Sheen Likely Bluffing About Leaving Show
EPA Rules May End Mountaintop Mining
'Tattletale Pill' Reports When Patients Eat It
Roeder Gets Life Sentence in Abortion Slaying
Actor Leaves ABC Series Over Sex Scene
Democrats' BFD Shirts Are Sold Out
Geek Squad: Best Buy's Killer App
Precious Star to Host SNL
Frank Bans Aide Who Joined Financial Industry
Karzai Blasts 'Foreigners'
Health Care Reform Was Journalism's Finest Effort
Pastors: Lawmakers' House 'Masquerading as Church'
Obama Scoffs at Critics: 'It's Been a Week, Folks'
Police Tase 10-Year-Old
Obama Starting to Take Blame for Economy
US May Toss 75M Doses of Swine Flu Vaccine
How CNN Can Save Itself
Obama Doesn't Really Want to Drill, Baby, Drill
Church Foreclosures Soar Heavenward
Oops: RNC Letter Had Phone Sex Number
Tough-Guy China Shows Weakness in Google Fight
Sassy Gay Friend: Offensive or Hilarious?
Lawmaker Worried Guam May Tip Over
Race Is All That's Saving Steele
12 Legendary April Fool's Pranks