Scorned Ex Finds Uses for Wife's Wedding Dress

When your wife of 12 years moves out and leaves behind nothing but her wedding dress, what in the world can you do with it? Quite a lot, as it turns out. Thrillist points to My Ex-Wife’s Wedding Dress, a blog by a guy named Kevin who finds the dress surprisingly functional in some cases (“The wedding dress makes a really nice ice pack”), not so much in others (“Wedding dresses do not make good dental floss”).

Among other uses Kevin has found for the dress so far: pasta strainer, gym towel, sporting event banner, and jump rope—and he’s looking for more suggestions from readers.
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