Newser Story Index from November, 2009

Welcome to the Newser Story Index. Here you find stories written by Newser writers and editors, assembled with supporting photos and videos from the files of the news story.

'Shit My Dad Says' Heads to TV
Va. Gov Denies Clemency to DC Sniper
Phelps Flops in Old-Style Suit
Mom: LiLo Was Dating Heath
Jon Gosselin Sues TLC for $5M
Doc Phoned Galpal as Jacko Lay Dying
Halderman Wants Extortion Case Dropped
Big Bird to Michelle: Are You Part Bird?
I Agree With Beck—Obama's Racist: Murdoch
Lipsticked Donny Osmond (Tries to) Get Down
Bomb at Pakistan Market Kills 24
Dems Gird for Battle Over Veterans Day Recess
NY Gunman Surrenders in School Standoff
Poker Crowns New Champ, 21
Prop-Wielding Senators: Beware Jon Stewart
Palin Makes Twitter Comeback
Demi Moore: Call Me Puma, Not Cougar
Hasan Warned of Threat From Muslims in Military
Swine Flu Shrinks Nation's Blood Supply
Carrie Prejean: I Made the Sex Tape as a Teen
Your PC May Be Rife With Kid Porn
Stop Making Excuses for Hasan
Madoff's Stuff Up for Sale
Bill Clinton to Corral Senate Dems on Health Care
Va. Imam Hails Hasan as 'Hero'
CBS: Prez Will Grant McChrystal Troop Request
Abdul-Jabbar Has Cancer
Teen Survives Night Stranded With Polar Bears
Suspicious Powder Sent to 3 NY Consulates
Sarko Lied About Berlin Wall Memories
French Find $13M From Heist
Makeout Movie Heats Up City of Light
'Pup Perfumes' Soothe Fido
Chavez Masses Troops at Colombia Border
'Singer Worm' Hits iPhones
Karzai's Not So Bad— By Afghan Standards
Koreas' Navies Trade Fire
Letterman Blackmailer Heads Back to Court, May Want Trial
Brazil School Lifts Minidress Expulsion
Feds' Lone Dog-Mushing Job Opens Up
Fingertip Amputations Force Maclaren Stroller Recall
Hasan's Lawyer: Don't Quiz My Client
Beck Loses Fight Against Satire Site
Germany Celebrates Fall of the Wall
Cigarette Butts Are Toxic Waste: Study
Burmese Junta Says It Will Release Suu Kyi
GOP Bails on Its Feminine Side
Paris Divorce Fair Thrives on Breakups
Women's Soccer Player Gets Down and Very Dirty
Supreme Court Won't Spare Beltway Sniper