Newser Story Index from April, 2009

Welcome to the Newser Story Index. Here you find stories written by Newser writers and editors, assembled with supporting photos and videos from the files of the news story.

Clinton Heads to Haiti With $325M Boost
Taxpayers Must Become Activist Investors: Icahn
In Jarrett, Wall St. Finds Direct Line to Obama
Who Needs Males? Not Self-Cloning Tropical Ants
JPMorgan Chief: I Could Repay TARP Tomorrow
Octu-Mom Reality Show Not Such a Done Deal
Madden Retires from Booth
New Sniper Rifles Boost Range, Accuracy
11M YouTube Hits? 'Awesome': UK Sensation
Herd Mentality Moves Many to Needless Penny-Pinching
Snakes on a Plane 2: Baby Pythons Escape in Flight
Chinese Influence Grows in Latin America
Obama: We Need High-Speed Rail, Fast
Obama Moves to Halt 'River' of Guns, Drugs to Mexico
Designers Fight Store Discounts
16 Iraqi Soldiers Killed in Suicide Attack on Base
YouTube Orchestra Makes Strong, if Not Subtle, Debut
No Torture Trial for 'Bush Six': Spain's Top Cop
New Home Construction Down 11% in March
Obama Lands in Mexico to Press Drug War
To Rake in Funds, Just Drop Her Name
JPMorgan, Nokia Lift Stocks
Minnesotans to Coleman: Concede
O'Reilly Crews Stalk, Quiz His Enemies
Foreclosures Rose 24% in First Quarter
JPMorgan Posts Better-Than-Expected $2.1B Profit
Does Rock Star Bo Know He Ain't Nothin' Like a Hound Dog?
As Biz Fizzles, UK Pubs Hit Last Call
There's Method to Andrew Sullivan's Madness
Today's Hot Investment: Guns
Third-World Cookstoves Ignite Carbon Debate
Why Jeans Are Evil
Recession-Hit Gym Rats Find Cheaper Ways to Work Out
Ferrell Tests His Mettle on Man Vs. Wild
World's Biggest Democracy Goes to the Polls
Shopping Mall Giant Goes Bankrupt
Rihanna Plans Comeback Concert
Booted for Unpatriotic Bathroom Trip, Yanks Fan Sues
NSA Violated Domestic Wiretap Limits
Rove: GOP Ignores Tea Parties at Own Peril
Okla. Private Equity Firm Bids for Saturn Brand
Heidi, Seal Expecting Again
Capt. Phillips Returns to Land
Washington State Boosts Rights for Same-Sex Partners
China's GDP Crawls, But Worst May Be Over
Maersk Crew Comes Home
Idol Judges Issue First 'Save'
Secede? You Never Know, Says Texas Governor
Decoding of Genome Fails to Yield Promised Cures
Lehman Bankruptcy Nets Record Fees for Lawyers